This is silly but should bring a grin:
Dean Martin says:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.
When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.
When a Japanese knight
Waves his sword in a fight
That's Samurai.
When Othello's poor wife
She gets strangled in strife
That's a Moor, eh?
When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine
And you tied up her line
That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last test
Like you did all the rest
That's some more A's!
When on Mt. Cook you see
A tall aborigine,
That's a Maori.
A comedian ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham
Is so full and so crammed
That's a s'more.
When you've had quite enough
Of this dumb rhyming stuff
That's No more! eh?
HB
Dean Martin says:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.
When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.
When a Japanese knight
Waves his sword in a fight
That's Samurai.
When Othello's poor wife
She gets strangled in strife
That's a Moor, eh?
When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine
And you tied up her line
That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last test
Like you did all the rest
That's some more A's!
When on Mt. Cook you see
A tall aborigine,
That's a Maori.
A comedian ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham
Is so full and so crammed
That's a s'more.
When you've had quite enough
Of this dumb rhyming stuff
That's No more! eh?
HB