DR1 Christmas gift exchange

chuckuindy · Dec 2, 2006

If DR1 had a Christmas gift exchange, whose name would you like to receive and what gift would you most like to give them?

Here are some of my examples:

AZB - A life time cafeteria pass to PUCMM University

Anna ? A new computer keyboard with the keys C-L-O-S-E-D removed

Miguel ? anti-wimp serum

Avrora ? A one-way ticket to the DR so she has some idea of what she is talking about.

shadInToronto ? a muzzle

la Barbie ? Quart jar of Tennessee moonshine.

Brezin ? A copy of my special DR address book

Jrzyguy ? baseball cards of all Dominican players, past and present

M.A.R. ? a shot of reality

vince1956 · Dec 2, 2006

chuckuindy said:
If DR1 had a Christmas gift exchange, whose name would you like to receive and what gift would you most like to give them?

Here are some of my examples:

AZB - A life time cafeteria pass to PUCMM University

Anna ? A new computer keyboard with the keys C-L-O-S-E-D removed

Miguel ? anti-wimp serum

Avrora ? A one-way ticket to the DR so she has some idea of what she is talking about.

shadInToronto ? a muzzle

la Barbie ? Quart jar of Tennessee moonshine.

Brezin ? A copy of my special DR address book

Jrzyguy ? baseball cards of all Dominican players, past and present

M.A.R. ? a shot of reality

chuck you forgot lambada ha ha

AnnaC · Dec 2, 2006

Best post I've read today Chucky

vince1956 · Dec 2, 2006

Closed Ha Ha Happy Retirement

AnnaC said:
Best post I've read today Chucky

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Ok I can see this thread headed south so let's close it right now.

Happy retirement chucky.

chuckuindy · Dec 2, 2006

lambada

I think that I would get Lambada a houseboy like Big Bird used to have.

Chuckuindy

vince1956 · Dec 2, 2006

Chuck is this the one

chuckuindy said:
I think that I would get Lambada a houseboy like Big Bird used to have.

Chuckuindy

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M.A.R. · Dec 2, 2006

Thanks Chuck!!! but no thanks, leave me in my fantasyland

what would I give you if I pulled out your name???? mmm let's see. how about a muscle relaxer.

btw: great thread!!!

Rocky · Dec 2, 2006

M.A.R. said:
what would I give you if I pulled out your name???? mmm let's see. how about a muscle relaxer.

Didn't catch on at first.
That's way funny, MAR.

Alyonka · Dec 2, 2006

This is really funny!

Why one way ticket for me? So that I don't come back and write more confusing posts? I am sure there are Internet cafes in the DR so that I can at least read DR1 :cheeky:

P.S. One way ticket would be good for you, Chuck. Why to leave your novias if you can see them every day? And you will definitely never have to see a doctor again

chuckuindy · Dec 2, 2006

Caution, adult graphic likns

Rocky, a gift selection for you would be most difficult. Some ideas would be:

1. 1973 Bultaco Pursang 250
2. Or this, Mr. S Leather -- SL022 - Fetters Foot Suspension Stirrups (boot/non-padded)
3. Or maybe this, Aria Giovanni Italian Love Goddess Doll

Chuckuindy

Rocky · Dec 2, 2006

chuckuindy said:
Rocky, a gift selection for you would be most difficult. Some ideas would be:

1. 1973 Bultaco Pursang 250
2. Or this, Mr. S Leather -- SL022 - Fetters Foot Suspension Stirrups (boot/non-padded)
3. Or maybe this, Aria Giovanni Italian Love Goddess Doll

Chuckuindy

Now, I'm a bit mystified about the Bultaco.
Did you know I rode one in the circus?
Did I tell you that story, or was that just a million to one guess.
BTW: It was a 175.

Rocky · Dec 2, 2006

chuckuindy said:
2. Or this, Mr. S Leather -- SL022 - Fetters Foot Suspension Stirrups (boot/non-padded)
3. Or maybe this, Aria Giovanni Italian Love Goddess Doll

Chuckuindy

I could see finding a use for those fancy boots, but a blow up doll???
What in the world could I do with that????
People in the DR don't need blow up dolls.

apostropheman · Dec 2, 2006

i should have know you were in the circus!

so, was your's red

or purple....

i'm voting purple

i'm not supposed to use bunnies anymore...but if i could you'd get 10...right...about....NOW! :bunny:

Rocky said:
Now, I'm a bit mystified about the Bultaco.
Did you know I rode one in the circus?
Did I tell you that story, or was that just a million to one guess.
BTW: It was a 175.

chuckuindy · Dec 2, 2006

Rocky said:
Now, I'm a bit mystified about the Bultaco.
Did you know I rode one in the circus?
Did I tell you that story, or was that just a million to one guess.
BTW: It was a 175.

You never told me that you were in the circus (which explains a lot of your behavioral patterns) or rode a Bultaco, but knowing that you are an old time enthusiast I assumed you would know what a Bultaco was. I owned one myself in 1980.

Chuckuindy

Rocky · Dec 2, 2006

apostropheman said:
so, was your's red

Red & silver, upswept pipes.
Have you been put on a bunny restriction?
Just to stay on topic, let's see now.

Alanindr : A 5 ton truck with a giant auger in the front, for chewing up motoco?os.

Nals : A text compressor.

GaryShort : Some rose coloured sunglasses.

Apostropheman : A million bucks, so he can move here.

Vince1956 : A state of the art translator.

TexasBill : A rocket launcher.

Howmar : The entrance fee to next year's WSOP.

Tflea : A ton of mesquite.

CamdenTom : Another shot at the presidency.

Amy2761 : A refund on her ticket to Scotland.

Fireguy : A Dalmatian.

Marliejaneca : New Year's Eve in Sosua.

Rocky · Dec 2, 2006

chuckuindy said:
You never told me that you were in the circus (which explains a lot of your behavioral patterns) or rode a Bultaco, but knowing that you are an old time enthusiast I assumed you would know what a Bultaco was. I owned one myself in 1980.

Chuckuindy

After that 17 pound goiter mysteriously healed up and disappeared, I lost my job as the 2 headed boy and had to ride the bike.

vince1956 · Dec 2, 2006

Rocky no habla espanol ha ha

Stopped from telling the truth Stock Photos / Photography / Royalty Free Images and Pictures at Inmagine

may god be with you:bunny:

chuckuindy · Dec 2, 2006

A few more giving ideas

For Ricardo Of Sosua ? English lessons for his lovely bride (inside joke)

Gibson 6 ? face lift (see media gallery) http://www.dr1.com/media/showphoto.php/photo/1044/cat/513

Judy ? Campesina ? 18 shot Glock 9mm

Laurapasinifan ? A hog farm in Guaroa, DR & and one way tick for his g/f to Indianapolis

Talldrink ? Lots of LOVIN?

Musicqueen ? A lot more RESPECT than she gets

Mainegirl ? A Why am I so Cute T-Shirt

CC ? A few more chicas

Badpiece ? Nothing, he has everything

El Tigre ? A reminder for him to invite me to one of his BBQ?s

Dominican Scotty ? a new Do Rag

Hlywud ? A reminder that there should be a single click to get to Mugshots from the main screen of the Media Gallery

Alyonka · Dec 2, 2006

for Don M'Frog

To make him look and feel more like a macho (if possible) Amazon.com: MACHO BUTTON-DOWN: Apparel

shadInToronto · Dec 3, 2006

chuckuindy said:
If DR1 had a Christmas gift exchange, whose name would you like to receive and what gift would you most like to give them?

Here are some of my examples:

shadInToronto ? a muzzle ... thanks Chuck, someone I know would suggest a straightjacket (specifically to restrict keyboard access) :ermm:

chuckuindy said:
Musicqueen ? A lot more RESPECT than she gets ... Must be earned .... not for sale

Chucky - How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie :glasses:

DR1 Christmas gift exchange

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apostropheman

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