10 Real-Life Examples Of Why American Measurements Are Better Than The Communist Metric System

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Should we measure things in inches or centimeters? Pounds or kilograms? Miles or whatever it is they use in Europe? The answer is clear: we should use American units as God intended. The metric system was invented by Communists to overthrow capitalism and institute a New World Order. Luckily, America has stood as the last bastion of sanity with our awesome measuring units (with some Canadians and British helping out here and there, though they have compromised with the heathens).

Here are 10 real-life examples of why the American way is better:

The length of an average foot
American units: 1 foot.

Metric units: 0.0003048 kilometers. This makes literally no sense.

A cup of coffee
American units: 1 cup.

Metric units: 236.588 milliliters. Also it's probably disgusting tea.

The weight of a single potato
American units: 1 potato. Sensible and clear.

Metric units: 34 decigrams or something? Terrible. What does that even mean?

Distance to the local Buc-ee's
American units: About 10 minutes down 35. If you hit the third gun range you've gone too far.

Metric units: "What's a Buc-ee's?" America is the clear winner here yet again.

Beer you take to a party
American units: A 6-pack.

Metric units: 2130 milliliters. So dumb. "Hey fellas, I'll pick up 2130 milliliters at the liquor store on the way over. Let's party!" Awful.

Fuel capacity of your big pickup truck
American units: 350 gallons

Metric units: 56.4 Liters or something? Gaaaaaay! Also, the truck is probably illegal and you just take the Communist train to work or "walk" to "help the environment" laaaame.

Fahrenheit 451
American units: Fahrenheit 451. Clean. Precise. Accurate.

Metric units: Willyknickers 26748.46299. Is this a hot temperature? A cold one? Who knows?

Distance from home plate to the pitcher's mound
American units: 60 feet, 6 inches. As God designed it to be.

Metric units: Does not even have baseball. Only has soccer. And you know what? In soccer, they don't even say "zero" right. They say "nil." And they call it "football", so you even have to convert the name of the sport. Because of the metric system. Because of wokeness.

Measurement of how obnoxious someone is
American units: 1 douche. Easy to remember and also funny to say.

Metric units: 3.27 Simon Cowells. Just try doing that conversion in your head. You can't. It's impossible.

Flock of geese
American units: 1 flock.

Metric units: 23.8 Knickywacker Honkyfarthings.

OK, we rest our case. If you think the metric system is useful for anyone other than math nerds and dorky scientists pouring chemicals into beakers, then you're probably a Communist.
 
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Nothing is worse that watching a hot girl on Instagram showing me her latest and greatest recipe and then says "Start with 200 millimeters of water".
 
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When I was in high school my parents would be watching the weather and ask me " what is that in Fahrenheit" My Grandmother from England lived with us and she had all those British measures to really confused us.
 

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When I was in high school my parents would be watching the weather and ask me " what is that in Fahrenheit" My Grandmother from England lived with us and she had all those British measures to really confused us.
Never really see any great engineering out of ole Canada. At least France has the tin can Airbus to show for their use of the metric system!
 

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lijah McCoy​

Elijah McCoy was a Canadian mechanical engineer and inventor, best known for devising lubrication systems and devices for trains. His parents escaped Kentucky via the Underground Railroad and he was born in Colchester, Ontario, in 1844. He passed away in 1929, at the age of 85.

McCoy was interested in mechanics from a young age, and left to study in Scotland when he was 15. When he returned, racial barriers made it difficult to find employment. This led him to accept a job as fireman and oiler for Michigan Central Railroad, where he invented a lubricating cup that allowed trains to run continuously without having to pause for manual lubrication. This would be the first of the 57 patents he obtained over the course of his life, many of which were related to lubrication.

Alexander Graham Bell​

Alexander Graham Bell is arguably one of the most famous Canadian engineers, known as the inventor of the telephone. Bell was born in Edinburgh, Scotland, and immigrated to Canada in 1870. Throughout his life, he was a scientist, inventor, and engineer focused on aeronautics, hydrofoils, and optical telecommunications.

Bell is credited with inventing the first functional telephone and co-founding AT&T, a major telecommunications company in the United States. Bell’s mother was partially deaf, and his father taught elocution to the deaf, influencing his later career choice working as a teacher of the deaf.
 

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lijah McCoy​

Elijah McCoy was a Canadian mechanical engineer and inventor, best known for devising lubrication systems and devices for trains. His parents escaped Kentucky via the Underground Railroad and he was born in Colchester, Ontario, in 1844. He passed away in 1929, at the age of 85.

McCoy was interested in mechanics from a young age, and left to study in Scotland when he was 15. When he returned, racial barriers made it difficult to find employment. This led him to accept a job as fireman and oiler for Michigan Central Railroad, where he invented a lubricating cup that allowed trains to run continuously without having to pause for manual lubrication. This would be the first of the 57 patents he obtained over the course of his life, many of which were related to lubrication.

Alexander Graham Bell​

Alexander Graham Bell is arguably one of the most famous Canadian engineers, known as the inventor of the telephone. Bell was born in Edinburgh, Scotland, and immigrated to Canada in 1870. Throughout his life, he was a scientist, inventor, and engineer focused on aeronautics, hydrofoils, and optical telecommunications.

Bell is credited with inventing the first functional telephone and co-founding AT&T, a major telecommunications company in the United States. Bell’s mother was partially deaf, and his father taught elocution to the deaf, influencing his later career choice working as a teacher of the deaf.
those be some old old ancient dudes.
 

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lijah McCoy​

Elijah McCoy was a Canadian mechanical engineer and inventor, best known for devising lubrication systems and devices for trains. His parents escaped Kentucky via the Underground Railroad and he was born in Colchester, Ontario, in 1844. He passed away in 1929, at the age of 85.

McCoy was interested in mechanics from a young age, and left to study in Scotland when he was 15. When he returned, racial barriers made it difficult to find employment. This led him to accept a job as fireman and oiler for Michigan Central Railroad, where he invented a lubricating cup that allowed trains to run continuously without having to pause for manual lubrication. This would be the first of the 57 patents he obtained over the course of his life, many of which were related to lubrication.

Alexander Graham Bell​

Alexander Graham Bell is arguably one of the most famous Canadian engineers, known as the inventor of the telephone. Bell was born in Edinburgh, Scotland, and immigrated to Canada in 1870. Throughout his life, he was a scientist, inventor, and engineer focused on aeronautics, hydrofoils, and optical telecommunications.

Bell is credited with inventing the first functional telephone and co-founding AT&T, a major telecommunications company in the United States. Bell’s mother was partially deaf, and his father taught elocution to the deaf, influencing his later career choice working as a teacher of the deaf.
Bell's early career was with a deaf institute in Boston when he "invented" his telephone, not Canada (his mom was deaf - thus his interest).
Some say he stole from a prior patent applicant, Elisha Gray.There were many patent lawsuits.
He wasn't exactly a Canadian engineer, having grown up in UK and spent two years in college in London before moving to Ontario where he lived less than a year before immigrating to Boston.
The first call was placed to his electrician co-developer, Watson, in Boston. Bell later worked in Washington DC and late in life worked to establish The National Geographic magazine.
Bell was a genius but most of his adult life was spent working in the US, not Canada.
But he was buried in Nova Scotia so we can agree to let Canada claim him as their own.