As Fate would have it, Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump find themselves at the Pearly Gates at the same time.
God addresses Al first: "Al, what do you believe in?"
"Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve; and I've come to understand that now," Al replies.
God, thinks for a second and says, " Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."
He then addresses Bill: "Bill, what do you believe in?"
"I believe in forgiveness," Bill responds. "I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses 'The Donald'. "Donald, what do you believe in?"
And 'The Donald' replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
God addresses Al first: "Al, what do you believe in?"
"Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve; and I've come to understand that now," Al replies.
God, thinks for a second and says, " Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."
He then addresses Bill: "Bill, what do you believe in?"
"I believe in forgiveness," Bill responds. "I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses 'The Donald'. "Donald, what do you believe in?"
And 'The Donald' replies: "I believe you're in my chair."