THIS ONE'S FOR THE IRISH CATHOLICS!!
Hello," said the Father, "and how is Mrs. O'Donovan?
Din'a marry ya two years ago?"
She replied "You did that, Father."
"And be there any little ones yet?"
"No, not yet, Father," said she.
"Well, now, I'm gon to Rome next week, and I'll light
a candle for ya."
"Oh, thank ya, Father." And away she went.
Some years later they met again.
"Well, now, Mrs. O'Donovan," said the Father, "how are ya?"
"Oh, very well," said she.
"And tell me," he said, "have ya any little ones yet?"
"Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four
singles--ten in all."
"Now isn't that wonderful," he said. "And how is yar lovely husband?"
"Oh," she said, "he's gon to Rome to blow out yar fookin' candle."
HB
Hello," said the Father, "and how is Mrs. O'Donovan?
Din'a marry ya two years ago?"
She replied "You did that, Father."
"And be there any little ones yet?"
"No, not yet, Father," said she.
"Well, now, I'm gon to Rome next week, and I'll light
a candle for ya."
"Oh, thank ya, Father." And away she went.
Some years later they met again.
"Well, now, Mrs. O'Donovan," said the Father, "how are ya?"
"Oh, very well," said she.
"And tell me," he said, "have ya any little ones yet?"
"Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four
singles--ten in all."
"Now isn't that wonderful," he said. "And how is yar lovely husband?"
"Oh," she said, "he's gon to Rome to blow out yar fookin' candle."
HB