Barbershop needed

[IslandDreaming]

Oh boy, you're on a roll tonite...... the barber was right.....

A Yankee yanking..... do both.

A story....
I was chauffering Frankie G's pet chimp/monkey one day while he was riding moto's...

we had to stop&wait for a while ... I was absentmindedly 'yanking ' ear hairs...

The little monkey signs me, saying - "what are doing ? pulling ear hairs?"

I gave her another banana and she shut up.

TRUE STORY..... out near las Galeras somewhere... I should ahve dropped her on the side of the road.

Precocious thing:speechles

OK, admittedly I can be dense when it comes to sense of humor, but after reading both posts several times : I just don't get it? :surprised

 

[Criss Colon]

"William", did you let her "PEEL" your "OTHER", "Banana"????
"C'mon now did you???
We had a little pet monkey in Vietnam, she sucked off every little dog inside the "Wire"!
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[skynet]

LOL...Reason I like the dude in SD, he does both, really cuts great

If I hear a 'power tool' near my head........ I bolt.

Drives me up the Wahl !!!

Manuel Labor with scissors is my friend:bunny:

 

[skynet]

Its th only sure way to get those damn ticklers..

I "Yank Out" my nose hair!!!
Really, makes a MAN out of you, albeit a MAN with tears running down his cheeks!!!
I once told my barber he should only charge me half price since I has so little hair!!
He said, "I should charge you MORE, because I have to look for it"!!!!!
"A$$HOLE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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