One day in the future, George W. Bush dies of a heart attack and immediately goes to hell where the devil is waiting
I really do not know what I'll do with you, the devil said, you're on my list, but I have no room for you and how you have been so bad you have to stay here, so let's do the following:
There are some people here who were not as bad as you, so I have to let someone go and you will remain in place. What's more, I'll give you a choice of three cells.
Bush, who nevertheless had no choice, agreed.
So the devil opened the first cell. There was Osama Bin Laden, in a large pool. All I did was dive into the water and back out. That was his fate in hell.
No. .. Bush thought, I don't like this, I'm not a good swimmer and I can not do that all day.
The devil opened the second cell and there was Saddam Hussein, all day chopping a mountain with a stone hammer.
No. .. Bush thought ... I can not break rocks all day because I have problems with my shoulder.
The devil opened the third cell and behold, Hugo Chavez, comfortably on the floor, hands behind head, legs spread and smoking a long Cuban cigar.
Crouching over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush watched the scene in disbelief and cried extremely lively:
I want to stay here!
Then the devil smirked ... and cried
Monica, you're being relieved!
I really do not know what I'll do with you, the devil said, you're on my list, but I have no room for you and how you have been so bad you have to stay here, so let's do the following:
There are some people here who were not as bad as you, so I have to let someone go and you will remain in place. What's more, I'll give you a choice of three cells.
Bush, who nevertheless had no choice, agreed.
So the devil opened the first cell. There was Osama Bin Laden, in a large pool. All I did was dive into the water and back out. That was his fate in hell.
No. .. Bush thought, I don't like this, I'm not a good swimmer and I can not do that all day.
The devil opened the second cell and there was Saddam Hussein, all day chopping a mountain with a stone hammer.
No. .. Bush thought ... I can not break rocks all day because I have problems with my shoulder.
The devil opened the third cell and behold, Hugo Chavez, comfortably on the floor, hands behind head, legs spread and smoking a long Cuban cigar.
Crouching over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush watched the scene in disbelief and cried extremely lively:
I want to stay here!
Then the devil smirked ... and cried
Monica, you're being relieved!