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chicken boobs
porque...?
Q=porque las gallinas no usan panties...?
A= porque tienen la creta en la cabeza.... :lick:
jerryme said:Q: why don't chickens have boobs?
A: Because roosters don't have hands
Q=porque las gallinas no usan panties...?
A= porque tienen la creta en la cabeza.... :lick:
My translation
Because they have chalk in their heads.
????? I don't get it or "creta" has some other translation.
Why does the chicken not were panties?jerryme said:what (english please)
Because they have chalk in their heads.
????? I don't get it or "creta" has some other translation.
FloridaHick said:Why does the chicken not were panties?
Because they have chalk in their heads.
????? I don't get it or "creta" has some other translation.
The joke can't be translated into english as the word for womans "front bottom" and the chickens red think ontop of their head do not sound at all alike.
Creta is the street name for a "toto"...and the thing on a chickens head is called a "cresta" I think.
I always thought that tisa es chalk....
Wait a minute; "TOTO"..? wasn't that the name for Dorothy's dog in the "Wiz of OZ"...?maggiemay said:The joke can't be translated into english as the word for womans "front bottom" and the chickens red think ontop of their head do not sound at all alike.
Creta is the street name for a "toto"...and the thing on a chickens head is called a "cresta" I think.
I always thought that tisa es chalk....
"creta" is a slang for a female vagina; as well as toto, punani, chucha, raja, chimba, chocha and many other slangs utilized throughout latin America. One phrase you'll hear cibae?os use is,,,"Anda la creta...!" signifying their in awed...
Kaizen68 said:Wait a minute; "TOTO"..? wasn't that the name for Dorothy's dog in the "Wiz of OZ"...?
"creta" is a slang for a female vagina; as well as toto, punani, chucha, raja, chimba, chocha and many other slangs utilized throughout latin America. One phrase you'll hear cibae?os use is,,,"Anda la creta...!" signifying their in awed...
so Kaizen whats the slang for a male vagina???.....sorry, had to ask. We'd better stop now or this thread will become the Vagina Monologues...
OK ladies,you asked for it!
"Why Don't Hens wear panties?
Because their Pussy is on their head!
Actually not "Pussy",but literally "Labia Minora",or those small interior "lips" that often protrude between a woman's "Labia Majora"!
The Dominicans see a resemblance between the red comb on the top of a chickens head and the labia majora of a woman,or "creta"!
Talk about too much information
"Anda La Creta"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC :cheeky:
"Why Don't Hens wear panties?
Because their Pussy is on their head!
Actually not "Pussy",but literally "Labia Minora",or those small interior "lips" that often protrude between a woman's "Labia Majora"!
The Dominicans see a resemblance between the red comb on the top of a chickens head and the labia majora of a woman,or "creta"!
Talk about too much information
"Anda La Creta"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC :cheeky:
Criss Colon said:"Why Don't Hens wear panties?
Because their Pussy is on their head!
Actually not "Pussy",but literally "Labia Minora",or those small interior "lips" that often protrude between a woman's "Labia Majora"!
The Dominicans see a resemblance between the red comb on the top of a chickens head and the labia majora of a woman,or "creta"!
Talk about too much information
"Anda La Creta"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC :cheeky:
Crisco are you sure you're not Dominican? You're definitely a tiguere...Te la comiste!
:laugh:
La semilla...! CRISCO...! definately T.M.I.!, not to mention too much time in your hands (o es otra cosa?lol)suarezn said:Crisco are you sure you're not Dominican? You're definitely a tiguere...Te la comiste!