Be sure to look her up if you're visiting Sosua. She's a hoot and brainy too, and contrary to those rumors alanindr likes to post, her interest in shapely asses is purely aesthetic.
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Escott said:Be sure to look her up if you're visiting Sosua. She's a hoot and brainy too, and contrary to those rumors alanindr likes to post, her interest in shapely asses is purely aesthetic.
Escott
AlaninDR said:Rumors? Doesn't everyone have interest in shapely asses?
Rocky said:Do I smell a party/shapely asses contest in the wind?
Escott could organize it, Alan & Dawn could be judges and I could interview the candidates...
Sounds good to me...Lambada said:Rocky, do you want to rephrase your first sentence? Or are baked beans joining the ribs as a special?
Rocky said:Do I smell a party/shapely asses contest in the wind?
Escott could organize it, Alan & Dawn could be judges and I could interview the candidates...
I volunteer to handle the firmness aspect if someone else is willing to handle the other criteria.dawnwil said:Ok, I agree to co-judge. What are the criteria?
Lift?
Roundness?
Firmness?
There's a dilemma! We can only judge on 'apparent' firmness. I have researched this aspect and know of what I speak.
Rocky said:I volunteer to handle the firmness aspect if someone else is willing to handle the other criteria.
dawnwil said:It's only fair to draw straws. Or something.
After all, I have a higher purpose for my investigations.
Rocky said:I have better qualifications.
I promise, if given the job, to take my time, not go to fast and give it my undivided attention. No minute detail will be left untouched...dawnwil said:Sure, and you're faster too... I didn't even see your post.
Following dinner will be the Arse Contest. We will post the criteria shortly and I hope you aren't going to put the old boy in the contest? Wow, I think I may have to resign as head judge~! LOLChris said:So, what time is this jiggle planned for? I may just be able to drag the old boy along to go and watch the festivities.