Dishwasher Fires!

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Castellamonte

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I was watching the U.S. news channel (CBS) tonight and learned that KitchenAid, Whirlpool and Kenmore dishwashers have been catching on fire. Apparently the printed circuit boards catch fire and burn pretty aggressively. They suggested we check our dishwashers carefully to see if your dishwasher might have this problem.

So I checked my dishwasher carefully. Pulled open the drawers, lifted up the top and prodded everywhere everywhere to make sure no fire would ensue. Okay, she was screaming the whole time, of course, but she never caught on fire. So I guess I'm safe! Whew! Close call...

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PeterInBrat

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Dishwasher Confusion
Posted at: 2010-10-21 09:16:27
Original ad:
I need a dishwasher dont care what color so long as it is a good working dishwasher that is cheap. I have a truck and can pick it up if necessary.

From me to ********@*********.org:

Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher. I work at Ricardo's Pizza as dishwasher for 5 years- me top dishwasher. Leave your dishes very clean and work for cheap. I have no driving license. You pick up, yes?

Miguel

From John ******* to Me:

haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though.

From Me to John *******:

Yes, I wash dishes like machine...even better! You want, yes?

From John ******* to Me:

No! No want!

I want THIS


dishwasher.gif



That is called a DISHWASHER. I don't want a porto rican who washes dishes!

From Me to John *******:

Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans very bad dishwashers - no work ethic. I Mexican - very good work ethic! You no worry, Miguel wash all dishes on time, with pride!

Is that your dishwash machine? I use sink and soap but can use machine too.

Miguel

From John ******* to Me:

NO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. you dont understand me do you?

From Me to John *******:

No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle!

Miguel

From John ******* to Me:

dude you obviously have trouble reading english. here. i used a translater.

NO QUIERO CONTRATARLE. QUIERO COMPRAR UNA APLICACI?N DEL LAVAPLATOS.

you comprende?

From Me to John *******:

que?

From John ******* to Me:

oh for crying out f*cking loud dude why did i even bother

f*ck this
 
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puryear270

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Emails from an a$$hole. What a great website! I had a crappy day and couldn't sleep. Now I can't stop laughing.
 
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amurmylo

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Please Sign Change.Org Petition Against CEO of Whirlpool for Dishwasher Fires

Hello Everyone,

I just created a petition: KitchenAid/Whirlpool: RECALL their dishwashers (they are catching fire!), because I care deeply about this very important issue.

I'm trying to collect 1,000 signatures, and I could really use your help.

To read more about what I'm trying to do and to sign my petition, click here:

Health Petition: Director of External Communications: We demand a recall (on your fire hazard dishwashers) NOW! | Change.org

It'll just take a minute!

Once you're done, please ask your friends to sign the petition as well. Grassroots movements succeed because people like you are willing to spread the word!
























 
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