"Its A Small World",or,"What Are The Odds?"
I'm in Santiago over the weekend,so I decide to "Take Economic Advantage" of a pretty young Dominican girl!!! "What A Country!"
I go over by "El Monumento" to see what is walking around! I see the most beautiful"18" year old girl selling flowers.I decide to use one of my "Best" pick-up lines! "Hey,wanna F**k for a few hundred pesos??"That one almost NEVER fails!!!
She says yes,and do I want to do it with her leaning against a tree,or on the ground?
I said in the Hotel Matum!!!
She was GREAT!Time after time! Later we began to talk,and she said she wanted a "Better Life" but it was hard.She said that her brother had a job cleaning out the toilets for "Auto Germanica"! I asked her if he was a real jerk,who blamed all his problems on others.She said "Yes He Is!"
She went on to say that he had stolen a computer where he cleaned toilets and had begun posting on DR1! (How Cool Is THAT?)
I asked if he was using the "name" of "f1mylife" on DR1,and she said "YES"! (Un real!)
I said that I had read some of his posts,and that just like all Dominicans,he could not accept criticism,or fault,and was gealous of all Americans! "Thats My Big Brother" she said!!
Well, it came time to give her the 200 pesos I had promissed her.You know what? She refused to take any money!!! She said that she had been with lots of men,including her brother,and never experienced orgasm after orgasm as she had with me! She said that if she had any money,she would pay me!
What are the odds on that one???
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For those who have taken this story as "Gospel",I offer a....
disclaimer:This story is taken directly from my vivid imagination! Don't try this at home,I AM a professional!
I did get a fabulous "BJ" in my sto.dgo.apt. yesterday !!!!