Don't need the money....but thanx!!

rice&beans

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GOTTA LOVE E-MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Dear Friend,

I Am Henry James the Manager, Bills And Exchange at the Foreign Remittance
department in a Bank. Actually, I have a very urgent & confidential
Business Proposition for you & for our overall mutual interest.On the 6th
of March 2001, our Customer, an American National, late Williams J. Stone,
an Oil Merchant / Contractor with the Federal Government of Nigeria,
deposited, a valued amount of US$32Million in my branch. Upon maturity, I
sent a routine notification to his forwarded address but got no
reply.After a month we sent a reminder, & finally we discovered from his
contract employers NNPC, that late William J. Stone, until his death
Twelve years ago in a ghastly terrorist attack to American Airlines Flight
11, from Boston, Massachusetts, to Los Angeles, California, crashed into
the North Tower of the World Trade Center (WTC) with 86 people on board.
All occupants of the Aeroplane unfortunately lost their lives.On further
Investigation, I found out that he did not leave a WILL and all attempts
to trace his Next of kin were Fruitless. I therefore made further
investigation and discovered that late Williams J. Stone , did not declare
any Next of kin in all his official documents.This sum US$32Million is
still floating in the bank and the interest is being rolled over with the
principal sum at the end of each year. No one will come forward to claim
it. According to Nigerian Laws, at the expiration of 15years, the money
will revert to the Ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies
to claim the funds. Consequently,my proposal is that i will like you as a
foreigner to stand in as a Next of kin of Late Williams J. Stone This is
simple. All I require is your honest and co-operation to enable us see
this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I
will want you to send to me on your return email the following information
for the transfer in your favor.

1. Your full names as the Beneficiary of the Fund.
2. Your contact address.
3. Your private phone and fax numbers.

Let's consider that our ratio of sharing will be as stated Thus;
1. I as the Originator of the Fund will take 50% of the transferable Fund.
2. You as the Manager of the Fund will take 50% of the transferable Fund.

Most importantly, CONFIDENTAILITY as what I saw as the life wire to the
success of the transfer of this Fund must have to be emulated between you
and me. You have to use this media to promise me that you will not in
anyway expose the content of this transaction to anybody be it your
Friends, Colleagues and Co-Workers.I will also want you to send your reply
to this email (jameshenry682@yahoo.com.hk) as soon as you get this mail to
enable us discuss on the modalities and processes for success of this
transaction. Thanks for your Anticipated cooperation and understanding.

I wait for your kind response.
Thanks And Remain blessed.

Henry James




Please feel free to follow up,

I'm all set, but that was certainly generous of him to choose me,

I feel so special!!!
 

rogerjac

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I think you blew by telling all of us. What a shame you lost a big chance to get ahead.:laugh:
 

bronzeallspice

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I received a text message too, saying they have no more minutes and can I please buy some minutes for their phone.When I finished reading it, I simply deleted the message.
 

dogstar

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OMG, what a way to find out my uncle Bills has crossed the river Styx, but W t h, 16,000,000.00 will help me get over it.
 

bizzyboneizo

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I've been getting text messages on my orange phone with people saying they have no credit and can i send them 100 pesos.............whats that all about??

thats not a scam. if i ask you for 9000 pasos to furnish my apartment and you give it its legal
 

dv8

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i beg you, do write back the following:

Dear Henry,
I am extremely interested in your offer. This sounds like an absolutely legit deal and I have no doubts as to authenticity of your story. Nigerians are well known for their credibility and honesty, i fully trust you.
Please see below my contact details and let me know how we can proceed further.
1. Full name: Figueroa Agosto
2. Full address: Avenida Leopoldo Navarro #402, Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
3. Telephone: 809-682-2151 / 809-685-2020
You can count on my discretion, I will keep this correspondence private.
Best regards


if you do not know what is at the given address goggle it ;)
 

rice&beans

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i beg you, do write back the following:

Dear Henry,
I am extremely interested in your offer. This sounds like an absolutely legit deal and I have no doubts as to authenticity of your story. Nigerians are well known for their credibility and honesty, i fully trust you.
Please see below my contact details and let me know how we can proceed further.
1. Full name: Figueroa Agosto
2. Full address: Avenida Leopoldo Navarro #402, Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
3. Telephone: 809-682-2151 / 809-685-2020
You can count on my discretion, I will keep this correspondence private.
Best regards


if you do not know what is at the given address goggle it ;)


<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/51418611@N05/8718839653/" title="34824761 by bocachica64, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7343/8718839653_94c4ddc64d.jpg" width="400" height="400" alt="34824761"></a>
 

dv8

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few weeks ago miesposo received a spam email from a charming young lady from senegal, and in spanish to boot. orphaned and currently in a refugee camp, despite large inheritance of 9 million dollars from her late father. we held the correspondence for quite a while and i had lots of fun writing responses. we even attached pictures. of ron jeremy :)

finally i wrote that i was coming over and went as far as to give flight number. and that i will get to her location without any problem with the help of my old school friend (insert the name of a current boss of the militia in senegal) who will escort me to the camp with a small team of his security guards. and they are all looking forward to that trip.
strangely, no response after that....
 

Africaida

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And there are no refugee camp in Senegal (by far the most stable country in West Africa), lol
 

suarezn

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This topic comes up every once in a while. I think this was Mainegirl's brother who did this, but if you want to have some fun with them and read something hilarious go here.

Fun with Scammers
 

Africaida

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My home phone number is unlisted and I have a very common and typical last name in my country in West Africa. I picked up when I saw the area code, thinking it was a family number (probably calling me for money, lol). Anyway, this man start talking to me in my language, saying a bunch of benedictions. Back home, it is also the way you greet people you haven't seen in a long time, I was intrigued because my relatives know it is not my style. :bandit:

After the 20th Amin on my part, he start telling me that he clearly sees some evil around me and that I should be very very careful.:laugh: Of course, to get rid of it would involve me sending money so that he could do the proper ceremonies/ritual.

I told him to call me back since I was in a middle of something when I realized he was trying to pass as a Marabout (kinda a fortune teller in my country). MF, called me back several days in a row, but I never picked up.

When I told the story to my cousin in disbelief, her knowing me,she told me to never pick up the phone and curse him out,she was very worried :) Like this guy was gonna put a curse on me from 5000 miles away :laugh::laugh: ??!!!

They are very creative now (and resourceful) !
 
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dv8

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i like to exchange emails with scammers, it is sometimes quite a lot of fun. i also adore some of real good simple spam, i even kept few emails like that:

A big penis is the key to all doors.
(website)
Your penis will be so big you can dance on it.


or:
Make your penis the emblem of your body.
(website)
Let your little friend grow till it hits your knees.


or:
Your penis will be born again.
(website)
Make your penis a Master of Universe.


or:
A real meat rocket in your pants.
(website)
If your penis is small, even yoga won't help you.


or:
Men think with their pants, not their heads.
(website)
Notice that even the word BIG is often spelled in caps.


or:
The whole world will hide behind your huge penis.
(website)
Parade your penis proudly.


or:
Make the head of your penis the biggest point on Earth.
(website)
The increase of your penis feels even better than the increase in your wage.


or:
More fuel with a bigger penis.
(website)
Men with small penises go to hell.


sometimes email subject will tell it all:
Life is to short to be small
The penis police are here, you need a bigger cock sir
Life is short, bang hard


but my absolute favourite was this pearl of poetry:
Now that you've got a lass that's hot
You wanna screw her tasteful twat.
She's so attractive, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will wish for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to make it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your shaft will stuff her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this magic p'ill
And change your life at your own will!
 

dv8

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suarezen, i should really admit my shameful love for the poems by calico electronico...

see below a beautiful example of his touching verses of love and romance:
Eres un monstruo pero de guapa
por m?ltiples razones
por eso yo te pido
d?jame que te toque ese par de melones…
 

Jerry Jiang

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发件人:姜锐 (jr19825@hotmail.com)你已将此邮件移动到其当前位置。
发送时间:2013年6月3日 9:57:24
收件人:henryj644@yahoo.com.hk (henryj644@yahoo.com.hk)

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Hi Henry,

I have just get your email, sorry for slowly response.

I still need more detail & promise for your operation:

1. it must be sure this operation will not against any law in both China or American.

2. I won't take any charge during the operation. if any expense needed, please pay it, I can minus my profit.

3. how can I pretend to be a totally stranger's next kin?

your question replied as follow:

1。

Jerry Jiang as English form, 姜锐 in Chinese form

2。

ShangHai Minhang state Ziri avenue No.888 ChinaSoft.inc

3。
+86 15618579637,

that's all,

thanks

Jerry Jiang.
 

Jerry Jiang

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Jun 20, 2013
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Hi Henry, I will buy a new mobile phone card for international call in this week. The address is correct. You can also make a note my home's address: China ShangHai XuHui Area Zhengyang Avenue No. 47 Building 10 room 102 The early address is my company’s address, China Soft International. I still have a question, how can we avoid Chinese government to sense so much money import an Employee's account? That might cause a very trouble. That’s a hazard. Any suggestion? I have thought about it, but most of the possibility has been denied by me, how can I be a foreigner's kin? Are there any provement shows the poor old man have been China. As you know it is not a few funds, we have to organize a very perfect reason for this. Or it might cause us in a big trouble. If it is possible, please send me a copy of your paper work.
I will need those documents for a good performance.​

Best regards.


Jerry Jiang.

Date: Mon, 3 Jun 2013 21:48:52 -0700
From: h.jamesjr@yahoo.com
Subject: Dear Jerry Jiang. ...YOU AS A NEXT OF KIN....YOUR INFORMATION...
To: jr19825@hotmail.com

Dear Jerry Jiang,

Thanks for responding to email regarding the the business proposal. I have to use this medium to introduce myself properly to you. I am Henry James Manager International Remittance in United Bank for Africa. My Customer (Late Williams J. Stone) before his unfortunate death deposited the sum of US$32Million in the United Bank for Africa Plc here in my Country.Haven't tried to get across his next of kin it was discovered from his contract employers NNPC, that Late Williams J. Stone,until his death Ten (12) years ago in a ghastly terrorist attack to American Airline flight 175 from Boston to Los Angeles,crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center (WTC) with 86 people on board. All occupants of the Aeroplane unfortunately lost their lives of which My Customer (Late Williams J. Stone) was involved and all attempts to trace his Next of kin were ruitless. I sent you this proposal so that you would help and stand as the Beneficiary (Next of Kin) for the transfer of this Fund to be made to your nominated bank account . Note that I will handle the expense in this transaction. You are not going to be required to provide any money.

The transfer of the fund would be made through Bank Wire Transfer or any method of your choice. I am a staff in this Bank and with this in mind considering all measures for the transfer of the fund, I assure you that all measure for the transfer will be made legally by the bank responsible for the fund remittance to the named beneficiary (YOU) in a written approved/swooned of claims from the Federal Ministry of Finance/Justice of the Commission.

You may think that this transaction might be a SCAM. It is something you and I must try to avoid in this transaction. The most important thing you and I must have to understand is the ability to recognize and apply wisdom into this transaction. I am for real and not a Scammer. Basically, you and I know very well that there is SCAM and FRAUD in the World and this epidemic has eaten deeply in the lives of many innocent people at glob. Nigeria is one of the most corrupt Country in the World and this is caused by the Government official who steals Public Treasuries of which this has so much painted the image of the Country red and black. My dear partner, do not be discouraged because of the name SCAM. I am not a SCAMMER. I am for real and I will remain for REAL with you as long as this transaction is concerned. Do business with me and you will never regret coming in contact with me.

As you and I know the magnitude of this transaction of which we ought to emulate the concept of high CONFIDENTIALITY which this transaction needs. I so much see secrecy in this transaction as a life wire that will so much protect and promote the image of this transaction to a greater height to the best of our conformities as we conclude this lucrative venture in good terms. I want you and I to always make sure that nobody knows about this plan. Let the secrecy about this transaction be buried between you and I. You are the MANAGER of the FUND US$32M, while I am the ORIGINATOR of the PROJECT. Please let’s regard CONFIDENTIALITY as a valued FRUITH that has a lot to benefit to human being. It is my duty and of which I believe by legal reason and ability to prepared all paper work and make it available to you because this will stand as a prove ownership to you being the beneficiary of the fund. I will prepare myself and come over to your country for my share of the Fund after the funds US$32M has been made successfully to you.
Regarding the information you provided for the transfer processing of the fund in your name as the beneficiary. Please note that I have successfully submitted to the Union Bank Plc the below information in your name as the beneficiary and approval of the remittance of the fund has been granted.The United Bank for Africa,concluded in a meeting that they will have to get in touch with you first as well as to hear from you before they would now commence on the transfer/release of the PIN and ACCESS code of the Bank account where the US$32M is deposited by Late Williams J. Stone,to you as the authentic and recognized beneficiary of the fund(US$32M) .Please re-confirm this information.

1.Full names as the Beneficiary of the Fund: Jerry Jiang.

2.Address: ShangHai Minhang state Ziri avenue No.888 ChinaSoft.inc

3.Tel:+86 15618579637,

An interesting progress is in this venture. The United Bank for Africa Plc will be contacting you via email as I indicated this in the application I submitted. Please be at alert to keep me informed as soon as they sent you any information so that I would give you advice to avoid making any mistakes. I assure you everything is highly in order. I attach herein is the scanned copy of my WORK ID.

Telephone conversation will play very vital roles in this transaction. Here is my telephone number +234-80-8435-0768. Our means of communication will not only be via email.Please ensure that the above three credentials are kept very safely. I will wait for your immediate kind response.

Please confirm to me if the contact address you provided is correct

Regards
Henry.

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Jerry Jiang

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by the way, My mobile phone have been droped into water in early days, if they said none response, please told them, my phone is broken & in repair.


Date: Mon, 3 Jun 2013 21:48:52 -0700
From: h.jamesjr@yahoo.com
Subject: Dear Jerry Jiang. ...YOU AS A NEXT OF KIN....YOUR INFORMATION...
To: jr19825@hotmail.com

Dear Jerry Jiang,

Thanks for responding to email regarding the the business proposal. I have to use this medium to introduce myself properly to you. I am Henry James Manager International Remittance in United Bank for Africa. My Customer (Late Williams J. Stone) before his unfortunate death deposited the sum of US$32Million in the United Bank for Africa Plc here in my Country.Haven't tried to get across his next of kin it was discovered from his contract employers NNPC, that Late Williams J. Stone,until his death Ten (12) years ago in a ghastly terrorist attack to American Airline flight 175 from Boston to Los Angeles,crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center (WTC) with 86 people on board. All occupants of the Aeroplane unfortunately lost their lives of which My Customer (Late Williams J. Stone) was involved and all attempts to trace his Next of kin were ruitless. I sent you this proposal so that you would help and stand as the Beneficiary (Next of Kin) for the transfer of this Fund to be made to your nominated bank account . Note that I will handle the expense in this transaction. You are not going to be required to provide any money.

The transfer of the fund would be made through Bank Wire Transfer or any method of your choice. I am a staff in this Bank and with this in mind considering all measures for the transfer of the fund, I assure you that all measure for the transfer will be made legally by the bank responsible for the fund remittance to the named beneficiary (YOU) in a written approved/swooned of claims from the Federal Ministry of Finance/Justice of the Commission.

You may think that this transaction might be a SCAM. It is something you and I must try to avoid in this transaction. The most important thing you and I must have to understand is the ability to recognize and apply wisdom into this transaction. I am for real and not a Scammer. Basically, you and I know very well that there is SCAM and FRAUD in the World and this epidemic has eaten deeply in the lives of many innocent people at glob. Nigeria is one of the most corrupt Country in the World and this is caused by the Government official who steals Public Treasuries of which this has so much painted the image of the Country red and black. My dear partner, do not be discouraged because of the name SCAM. I am not a SCAMMER. I am for real and I will remain for REAL with you as long as this transaction is concerned. Do business with me and you will never regret coming in contact with me.

As you and I know the magnitude of this transaction of which we ought to emulate the concept of high CONFIDENTIALITY which this transaction needs. I so much see secrecy in this transaction as a life wire that will so much protect and promote the image of this transaction to a greater height to the best of our conformities as we conclude this lucrative venture in good terms. I want you and I to always make sure that nobody knows about this plan. Let the secrecy about this transaction be buried between you and I. You are the MANAGER of the FUND US$32M, while I am the ORIGINATOR of the PROJECT. Please let’s regard CONFIDENTIALITY as a valued FRUITH that has a lot to benefit to human being. It is my duty and of which I believe by legal reason and ability to prepared all paper work and make it available to you because this will stand as a prove ownership to you being the beneficiary of the fund. I will prepare myself and come over to your country for my share of the Fund after the funds US$32M has been made successfully to you.
Regarding the information you provided for the transfer processing of the fund in your name as the beneficiary. Please note that I have successfully submitted to the Union Bank Plc the below information in your name as the beneficiary and approval of the remittance of the fund has been granted.The United Bank for Africa,concluded in a meeting that they will have to get in touch with you first as well as to hear from you before they would now commence on the transfer/release of the PIN and ACCESS code of the Bank account where the US$32M is deposited by Late Williams J. Stone,to you as the authentic and recognized beneficiary of the fund(US$32M) .Please re-confirm this information.

1.Full names as the Beneficiary of the Fund: Jerry Jiang.

2.Address: ShangHai Minhang state Ziri avenue No.888 ChinaSoft.inc

3.Tel:+86 15618579637,

An interesting progress is in this venture. The United Bank for Africa Plc will be contacting you via email as I indicated this in the application I submitted. Please be at alert to keep me informed as soon as they sent you any information so that I would give you advice to avoid making any mistakes. I assure you everything is highly in order. I attach herein is the scanned copy of my WORK ID.

Telephone conversation will play very vital roles in this transaction. Here is my telephone number +234-80-8435-0768. Our means of communication will not only be via email.Please ensure that the above three credentials are kept very safely. I will wait for your immediate kind response.

Please confirm to me if the contact address you provided is correct

Regards
Henry.
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Hi Henry,

I have just get your email, sorry for slowly response.

I still need more detail & promise for your operation:

1. it must be sure this operation will not against any law in both China or American.

2. I won't take any charge during the operation. if any expense needed, please pay it, I can minus my profit.

3. how can I pretend to be a totally stranger's next kin?

your question replied as follow:

1。

Jerry Jiang as English form, 姜锐 in Chinese form

2。

ShangHai Minhang state Ziri avenue No.888 ChinaSoft.inc

3。
+86 15618579637,

that's all,

thanks

Jerry Jiang.

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