What Kind of Shorts - degrees of unacceptability
I have to say that shorts should be avoided, and escpecially with sandals or flip-flops, but...let's break it down in level of unacceptability:
1. Acceptable, but still not recommended:
"formal" shorts, ironed, long, with pleats and pockets, and a belt
AND
"formal" sandals or woven shoes that cover toes, no socks please.
2. The same shorts with less formal footwear.
3. ONLY FOR THE YOUNG AND HIP
Brand new, clean, and unwrinkled - sport shorts,a nd expensive brand name
AND
equally hip and trendy sporty shoes
(only for young people who know which brands to buy, nothing under $50 for sure).
4. Blue jean shorts, baggy sweats, Hawaiian print shorts (ug), any wrinkled shorts, any dirty shorts.
AND
any sort of footwear
5. Same as #5, but wearing white or black socks
6. Same as #5, but the socks are tye-died
7. Same as #5 or #6, but you add a white cotton blazer, straw hat, camera on string, and a bow-tie.
8. Same as #7, but you speak American English very loudly, ignore yur shrewish wife, ogle the lovelies, and fail to notice that your teen daughter is soon to be wiring cash to Sanky Bank.
Sorry. Bottom line - shorts are a NO-NO. If you have to wear them, press them, add a belt and nice shoes. AND NO SOCKS! Sandals are bad, sandals with socks are worse.
From Tropical Fashion Police Deputy (TFPD)