1. Alex Mijtus, 36, was killed by his wife - who was armed with a 20 inch long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husband's strange sex practices and one night, during a prolonged session of his "fun", she just > snapped and rammed all 20 inches of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.
2. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but as she crossed the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party, her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.
3. Peter Stone, 42 years old, was murdered by his 8 year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner, no one should...so she dropped 72 rat poison tablets into her father?s coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip and collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realize what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.
4. David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girlfriend after he attempted to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with a double-barreled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends') father had given it to her an hour before the date started, just in case.
5. Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord after failing to pay his rent for 8 years. The landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realized just how long it had been since Mr. Halos had paid his rent.
6. Megan Fry, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live-firing range fake town simulation. As the troopers walked slowly down the street, Fry jumped out in front of them and yelled "Boo!?. The troopers, thinking she was a pop-up target, fired 67 shots between them, and over 40 of them hit the target. "She just looked > like a > very real looking target," one of the troopers stated in his report.
7. Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she talked on the phone too long. Michael clubbed his sister to death with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken arial.
8. Helena Simms, wife of the famous American nuclear scientist Harold > Simms, was killed by her husband after she had an affair with a neighbor. Over a period of 3 months, Harold substituted a highly radioactive Uranium composite for Helena's eye shadow - until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up.
9. Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosives (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive, that produced a blast twice as powerful as the Oklahoma City Bombing. The explosion was heard by several persons - some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the victim was ever found, only a 55-meter deep crater, and 500 meters of missing road.
10. Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbor in the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted F4 phantom jet engine in the rear of his yard that he would fire off while it was aimed at an empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr. Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking this, he invited Miss Winter over for a cup of coffee and a chat about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know was that he had changed the position of the engine, and as she walked into the yard he activated it - hitting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees, killing her instantly and forever burning her outline into the driveway.
11. Michael Lewis, angry with his gay boyfriend Tony Berry,drugged him into an almost catatonic state and then dressed him only in a double sided white board that read "Death to all Niggers!" on one side, and "God Loves the KKK" on the other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and dropped him off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.
12. Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother Brian after a disagreement over who should take the family home after their parents' passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and had no sense of smell. After the argument, Brian stormed out of the house, then snuck back later and turned on the 3 gas taps in the house - filling it with gas. He then left out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, "Sorry for the spree, have a puff on me, Brian". Conrad promptly lit a cigar, destroying the house and himself in the process.
2. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but as she crossed the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party, her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.
3. Peter Stone, 42 years old, was murdered by his 8 year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner, no one should...so she dropped 72 rat poison tablets into her father?s coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip and collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realize what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.
4. David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girlfriend after he attempted to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with a double-barreled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends') father had given it to her an hour before the date started, just in case.
5. Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord after failing to pay his rent for 8 years. The landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realized just how long it had been since Mr. Halos had paid his rent.
6. Megan Fry, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live-firing range fake town simulation. As the troopers walked slowly down the street, Fry jumped out in front of them and yelled "Boo!?. The troopers, thinking she was a pop-up target, fired 67 shots between them, and over 40 of them hit the target. "She just looked > like a > very real looking target," one of the troopers stated in his report.
7. Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she talked on the phone too long. Michael clubbed his sister to death with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken arial.
8. Helena Simms, wife of the famous American nuclear scientist Harold > Simms, was killed by her husband after she had an affair with a neighbor. Over a period of 3 months, Harold substituted a highly radioactive Uranium composite for Helena's eye shadow - until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up.
9. Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosives (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive, that produced a blast twice as powerful as the Oklahoma City Bombing. The explosion was heard by several persons - some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the victim was ever found, only a 55-meter deep crater, and 500 meters of missing road.
10. Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbor in the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted F4 phantom jet engine in the rear of his yard that he would fire off while it was aimed at an empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr. Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking this, he invited Miss Winter over for a cup of coffee and a chat about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know was that he had changed the position of the engine, and as she walked into the yard he activated it - hitting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees, killing her instantly and forever burning her outline into the driveway.
11. Michael Lewis, angry with his gay boyfriend Tony Berry,drugged him into an almost catatonic state and then dressed him only in a double sided white board that read "Death to all Niggers!" on one side, and "God Loves the KKK" on the other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and dropped him off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.
12. Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother Brian after a disagreement over who should take the family home after their parents' passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and had no sense of smell. After the argument, Brian stormed out of the house, then snuck back later and turned on the 3 gas taps in the house - filling it with gas. He then left out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, "Sorry for the spree, have a puff on me, Brian". Conrad promptly lit a cigar, destroying the house and himself in the process.
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