Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have two beers and a mop...
How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which witch is which...
What sort of drink do vampires have as herbal tea before going to bed?
A cup of hot water into which they dip a used tampon.
Dracula wanting his young son to eat his consomm?, "Eat your soup before it coagulates".
It had no guts...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have two beers and a mop...
How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which witch is which...
What sort of drink do vampires have as herbal tea before going to bed?
A cup of hot water into which they dip a used tampon.
Dracula wanting his young son to eat his consomm?, "Eat your soup before it coagulates".