Oh Jesus... Just stay in Sosua at Rockys. Marco who is trying to be politically correct doesn't want to pump his place but it is nice and clean with ceiling fans and color tv/w/cable for only 15 bux US a night. He will even pick you up from the airport if you are staying for more than a night or two. He also serves great food.
While I am at it, I am having a 4th of July bash there at ROCKYS Bar/Restaurant in Sosua if you would like to join us. It starts at dinner time on the 3rd which is a Saturday if you are there. You will meet 75 to 100 of your newest friends there

For only about 6.50 US you get a choice of Ribs, Steak or Chicken dinner complete with Coffee and desert.
Escott,
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