"I am almost 100% sure that noone on this site has ever been to Consuelo"
Good thing you didn't bet on that HB, cause you would have lost.
I actually have spent 2 days in Consuelo, and stayed in a flea-bag pension/love hotel there. As you might expect, there was a woman involved.
I might be able to find it again but I don't remember the name, and I won't even try giving directions because I really don't think it's a good idea to stay there (which is why I didn't mention it in my response in the other thread). I would not describe it as clean or safe (for a female especially), but then again it is neither the dirtiest or the most dangerous place I have stayed in the DR. No hot water and no Planta. I had to run down the manager to get toilet paper. The second day I looked into getting an overnight rate at the cabanas up the highway toward SFM, but the price they gave me was outrageous, so we went back. If none of that bothers you krissy, and you want to PM me and convince me it is important for you to have a place to stay right in Consuelo, I could give you directions that would put you close enough to probably get local help from there.