OK, i'm sitting at the bar and studying the facade of your house, and i realize there is a lot more potential and unused space here that can be utilized to its full potential. Feel free to run this by your Dominican wife, and remind her that i'm Dominican as well, and so i know a good design when i see one; I've made plenty of 1/16 scale model houses with Elmer's glue and Legos. I consider myself a somewhat expert in Elmer's glue, cardboard, and legos. Anyway, run this modest plan by her...you know...just to see her reaction...
Install a 30 meter amateur radio tower on your roof using 2x4 wood and 3 inch concrete nails. On the top of the tower, install a small dive board--something that doesn't extend more than 5 feet. Get the neighbors kids together and offer them free chocolate cake, and then dare them to do belly flops from the platform into the pool. for those larger ones that do not clear the pool, install 4 inch foam around the base of the pool,and keep a lot of mops handy just in case the bloods starts running into the pool--upsetting the Ph balance of your chlorine. fat kids tend to bleed a lot.
Frank