HOW TO BE A LEBANESE ... hihi
1- Must have a 2003 model car, not any car, but BMWs,
Mercedes, Jags, Porsche... amongst others.
2- Go to the movies on Mondays or Wednesdays, we pay
5000 LP on those days, we economize 5000 LP ($3.5)
that we add to the $150 to go to Alecco's or
Mandaloun on weekends!
3- If you cannot make it to Paris, shopping in Kaslik
or Verdun is a must, even if you go to Akil Bros.!!
4- Faraya or Fakra in Winter time and ATCL or Riviera
in Summer time, you do not have to know how to ski you
can always do the "bronzage" (Tan); swimming is out of
the records too....who will look at you if you look
like wet rat??Finally, make sure you change 6 outfits
and 5 bathing suits during the day.
5- A mobile is essential, having two cell lines will
boost your moral too... preferably and in order to be
more civilized and well rounded, buy a "Clic or
Premiere" in order to be connected internationally!
6- Silicon your tits, lips and behind.... If you did
not get a nose job yet?? Yiii....where the hell do you
live? you're not civilized and up to fashion get out
of here!
7- Forget about McDonald's now, the King of Burgers is
in town!!! "Burger King"! Always follow the crowd,
wherever they go you follow even if you have to stand
in long lines.
8- Do not buy "Snob", "Mondanite", "Special",
Prestige" ..read them at the "Monot" or "Casper &
Gambini"!The atmosphere there is very intellectual
especially if you are wearing Armani, Prada, Escada or
Faconnable...
9- You have to use only one word in Arabic in each
sentence, just to make you feel safe that after all
you are a Phoenician NOT an Arab!!!
10- Forget about the local TV networks. You have to
have all the cable channels on your TV set, including
EROS and Polsat...
11- Do not drink coffee or Nescafe at home (Very
Boring)....go to "Cafe Najjar", "StarBucks" or any
cafe... for your convenience, we have one at the end
of each street, where you can enjoy being stared at
and staring at other people.
12- Once in your life date at least a
Russian,Ukrainian or a Romanian girl. You will find
them in our "Little Russia" sector or Maameltein.
13- Be a SNOB, IGNORE PEOPLE, BE AGGRESSIVE......The
more arrogant and snobbish the classier and better.
14- If you are a woman, make sure to stare at every
man who walks in a room until every body notice your
action, check out every part of his body and clothes
and pay special attention to THE POCKETS.
15- Last but not least,always judge people by how much
money they have or more precisely, how much his family
is worth , and what he or she is wearing .
Remember, just be LEBANESE. EH WALLAH, aren't we the
greatest?????????????????
P.S. PLEASE SEND IT TO ALL YOUR LEBANESE FRIENDS.....
soooo true soooo nice
1- Must have a 2003 model car, not any car, but BMWs,
Mercedes, Jags, Porsche... amongst others.
2- Go to the movies on Mondays or Wednesdays, we pay
5000 LP on those days, we economize 5000 LP ($3.5)
that we add to the $150 to go to Alecco's or
Mandaloun on weekends!
3- If you cannot make it to Paris, shopping in Kaslik
or Verdun is a must, even if you go to Akil Bros.!!
4- Faraya or Fakra in Winter time and ATCL or Riviera
in Summer time, you do not have to know how to ski you
can always do the "bronzage" (Tan); swimming is out of
the records too....who will look at you if you look
like wet rat??Finally, make sure you change 6 outfits
and 5 bathing suits during the day.
5- A mobile is essential, having two cell lines will
boost your moral too... preferably and in order to be
more civilized and well rounded, buy a "Clic or
Premiere" in order to be connected internationally!
6- Silicon your tits, lips and behind.... If you did
not get a nose job yet?? Yiii....where the hell do you
live? you're not civilized and up to fashion get out
of here!
7- Forget about McDonald's now, the King of Burgers is
in town!!! "Burger King"! Always follow the crowd,
wherever they go you follow even if you have to stand
in long lines.
8- Do not buy "Snob", "Mondanite", "Special",
Prestige" ..read them at the "Monot" or "Casper &
Gambini"!The atmosphere there is very intellectual
especially if you are wearing Armani, Prada, Escada or
Faconnable...
9- You have to use only one word in Arabic in each
sentence, just to make you feel safe that after all
you are a Phoenician NOT an Arab!!!
10- Forget about the local TV networks. You have to
have all the cable channels on your TV set, including
EROS and Polsat...
11- Do not drink coffee or Nescafe at home (Very
Boring)....go to "Cafe Najjar", "StarBucks" or any
cafe... for your convenience, we have one at the end
of each street, where you can enjoy being stared at
and staring at other people.
12- Once in your life date at least a
Russian,Ukrainian or a Romanian girl. You will find
them in our "Little Russia" sector or Maameltein.
13- Be a SNOB, IGNORE PEOPLE, BE AGGRESSIVE......The
more arrogant and snobbish the classier and better.
14- If you are a woman, make sure to stare at every
man who walks in a room until every body notice your
action, check out every part of his body and clothes
and pay special attention to THE POCKETS.
15- Last but not least,always judge people by how much
money they have or more precisely, how much his family
is worth , and what he or she is wearing .
Remember, just be LEBANESE. EH WALLAH, aren't we the
greatest?????????????????
P.S. PLEASE SEND IT TO ALL YOUR LEBANESE FRIENDS.....
soooo true soooo nice