What about the botellas at every BanReservas (government bank) branch? Hundreds of branches around the country, at least one per branch = many millions from the government payroll.
These "greeters", usually youngish men wearing suits, serve no purpose apart from welcoming customers and inquiring about the purpose of their visit. They are less skilled than the customer service staff and the cashiers, which is really saying something. One of the cashiers at the new BanReservas branch in San Juan Shopping Centre asked me "?Qu? idioma se habla en Inglaterra?"
Escojes, mi amol
would have been the correct answer, hehe
Mike