Don Corleone was also officially just a "modest olive oil importer"......
Do you know that joke ?:
Economic Models Explained With Cows
AMERICAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
SWISS CAPITALISM; You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
ITALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
ha ha ha