A guy dies and arrives in hell.
He's met by the devil, who tells him that everyone in hell picks how they want to spend the next 1,000 years.
The devil leads the guy to room after room of torture, each one even more unspeakable than the one before it. In one room the condemned are screaming in a giant lake of fire. In another, demons are stabbing them with pitchforks.
Finally, the devil leades the guy trembling into a room where a hot young blonde is performing hardcore oral on a smelly old bum drinking beer.
"This is more like it!" the guy replies.
"Are you sure?" the devil says "It lasts for 1,000 years!"
"Oh, yes, I'm sure!" the guy replies.
So the devil walks over to the hot blonde and says, "You can go now, honey. I've found your replacement"
He's met by the devil, who tells him that everyone in hell picks how they want to spend the next 1,000 years.
The devil leads the guy to room after room of torture, each one even more unspeakable than the one before it. In one room the condemned are screaming in a giant lake of fire. In another, demons are stabbing them with pitchforks.
Finally, the devil leades the guy trembling into a room where a hot young blonde is performing hardcore oral on a smelly old bum drinking beer.
"This is more like it!" the guy replies.
"Are you sure?" the devil says "It lasts for 1,000 years!"
"Oh, yes, I'm sure!" the guy replies.
So the devil walks over to the hot blonde and says, "You can go now, honey. I've found your replacement"