Modern Twist to old Blond Joke

Hillbilly

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Jan 1, 2002
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Sheep

There's this shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of
a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a
halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti
shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, a TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a
Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, "If I can
tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"

The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the grazing
sheep and replies, "Okay."

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-
fax, enters a NASA website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens
a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot
tables, then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech
mini-printer.

He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep here."

The shepherd answers, "That's correct, you can have your sheep."

The young man takes an animal and puts it in the back of his
Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks, "If I guess your
profession, will you return my animal to me?"

The young man answers, "Yes, why not?"

The shepherd says, "You are a consultant for Arthur Andersen."

"How did you know?" asks the young man.

"Very simple," answers the shepherd, "First, you came here
without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me
something I already knew. Third, you don't understand anything
about my business. Now can I have my dog back?"


HB
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Musicqueen

Miami Nice!
Jan 31, 2002
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HB...

You have just described what I think TW looks like...we know for sure that he acts like that, too! Only he's no longer a YOUNG man! :p
 

Golo100

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Jan 5, 2002
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Musicqueen

The good thing about us men, is that even at 60 we are still called young. And those like me, where the clock has stopped are being accused of hiding the secret to the fountain of youth.

Women on the other hand, are considered old at 30, and look the part too. And, in DR to women's chagrin, old age begins at 25, soon after child-bearing, or after their weight reaches 130lbs. whichever comes first. In fact, I would not waste a serious look at a woman over 24 in Santo Domingo, much less my precious time for a date.

TW