Newfie Joke

Sli

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The Penis Study

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of
a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost
over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man's
penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure
during sex.
After the results were published, the French declared that the British were
wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After
three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded
that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman
with more sexual pleasure.
When the results of the French study were released, Newfoundland decided to
conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research
and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's study was complete. They came to the
conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is
larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him
in the forehead.
 

Meredith

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Good one Sli ;) I'm glad to see that joke on here!!!! Hee, hee...
Best Canadian joke on here yet!
 

Hillbilly

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Bravo!

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I really LOLAROTFLMAO!!!!

HB..
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Hillbilly

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Addendum to Newfie joke...blonde Newfie???

The Blonde and the Condoms

Bambi, a stunning blonde, was worried about the
HIV crisis. She walked into a drugstore and
purchased a pack of condoms.

"That will be $1.08, please," said the clerk.

"What's the 8 cents for?" asked the blonde.
"It says one dollar right here on the packaging."

"Tax," replied the clerk.

"Gee", Bambi said, "I thought you just rolled
them on and they stayed there. Where do you
tack them?"

HB
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AnnaC

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Ok while we're on the subject,
There's an Italian, French, Newfie men disgussing what pleases their women.
The Italian says, I put chocolate on my woman's body then I licked it off...."IT DRIVES HER CRAZY"
The French man says I put feather on her body then blow on them softly......."IT DRIVES HER CRAZY"
The Newfie says, after I make love to my woman I wipe my dick on the curtains..."IT DRIVES HER CRAZY"
 

mkohn

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gonzaga

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Sli,

Good thing we newfie's do not take offence to these jokes! Santos Dios, who would have thought that I would have seen a thread posted Newfie Joke on this board. Just back from 2 weeks in Punta Cana, so I did not have a chance to read the threads, but could not resist responding to this one.
 

AnnaC

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Gonzaga, Newfies are the best people and they tell more newfie jokes than the rest of us. Be sure to get your holiday pictures on the DR1 media so we can see them.
 

Marilyn

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Anna and Mkohn,

That was just too funny, I never heard Newfie jokes before, reminds me of a polish joke I heard once:

Why do Polish dogs have a flat face?

Because they chase parked cars
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P.S.: Polish jokes take time to assimilate....
 
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Sli

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gonzaga

Someone once told me it was the newfie's who came up with these jokes...if so...they're pretty damn good.
 

gonzaga

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Today in our Metro Today Subway paper there's an article:
What's Canadian to you?

The response is Maple Syrup, Celine Dion and the humor of Newfoundlanders as amoung the most distinctly Canadian aspects of our culture. Need I say more!
 

Jane J.

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What is Canadian to me: Hockey, beer, snow, good comedians, tourtiere, poutine, "eh", and GST.
 

AnnaC

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I know, jjsk and I started it a few months back and she was saying the hardest part was cutting those tails off...hehehehe. But no one asked what they are :(
 

gonzaga

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Tony C.

Quote: "No wonder I hate Canadians!"

What an attitude, if your serious, it's people like you that make this world miserable!!!!!!!!