PLEASE HELP -- need advice URGENT !

[slowmo]

He may have used a cabana, he seems to have gone AWOL.

Never did believe the story from the OP in the first place but it has been a fun piece of fiction.

 

[AlterEgo]

Woke up today to a LOT of reports/complaints about posts in this thread. Helpneeded seems to have left the building, so I am locking the thread. Helpneeded can message me if he wants to have it re-opened for an update.