Rainy Monday Riddles (Sorry, the best I could do today)

[Eddy]

Q : What?s the difference between a carnival side show and a burlesque show?
A: A carnival side show is a cunning array of stunts.

Q: What?s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
A: An oyster shucker shucks between fits.

Q: What?s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
A: You can?t make a vitamin.

 

[pollogringo]

The oyster shucker's an old favorite.

 

[Ringo]

Eddy must be very tired after being up all night trying to keep the rain flood water out of the store.

Q. What does an person do in Sosua when it rains?
A. Sand bags and grabs a mop.

I DO hope that you and yours are OK Eddy.

 

[PeteyPablo]

Q: What’s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
A: You can’t make a vitamin.

It must be late.....I got them except...you cant make a hormone....hor-mone....doh! :surprised

Time to slide down the dinosaur tail..........good night!

 

[Eddy]

It must be late.....I got them except...you cant make a hormone....hor-mone....doh! :surprised

Time to slide down the dinosaur tail..........good night!

You can make her moan. Try not paying her and you'll see. Be careful sliding down those tails. Some dinosaurs have scales and bumps and could cause a lot of dammage to your *****.