Rocky's 4th of July gathering

[AlaninDR]

$50 US received and acknowledged.
As for filling Alanindr's colostomy bag with helium, along with the balloons, we will do our best but it depends on how much Mad Dog he has consumed.
I see that your friend Blue Lodge will be there too.
He was just by for breakfast and he said to say hi.

Well, if Hackim is coming, i'll have to cancel. The memory of his display at the bowling alley (making a strike without rolling a ball) is still fresh in my mind. I'm sure the perv gals will love IT and him. And if seating is in short supply, part of his anatomy is the length of a picnic bench.

 

[LuvtheDR]

...anything that doesn't prove to be fatal.

With the amount of Tequila and Mad Dog needed to actually get through this day.....it will most certainly prove to be fatal! aranoid:

 

[Rocky]

Well, if Hackim is coming, i'll have to cancel. The memory of his display at the bowling alley (making a strike without rolling a ball) is still fresh in my mind. I'm sure the perv gals will love IT and him. And if seating is in short supply, part of his anatomy is the length of a picnic bench.

I don't want to sound unsympathetic to Hackim's horrendous accident at the bowling alley, but I always wondered......
Did they score it as a strike?

 

[rio2003]

Say what?

Well, if Hackim is coming, i'll have to cancel. The memory of his display at the bowling alley (making a strike without rolling a ball) is still fresh in my mind. I'm sure the perv gals will love IT and him. And if seating is in short supply, part of his anatomy is the length of a picnic bench.

:surprised:surprised:surprised

Not a King Dong mini me?


Rio

 

[M.A.R.]

Rocky can you have the men in G strings do the conga line? please pretty please........:lick:

....its been a dream of mine for a long time :cheeky:

 

[rio2003]

Rocky can you have the men in G strings do the conga line? please pretty please........:lick:

....its been a dream of mine for a long time :cheeky:

Front or rear view or "split" screen?

:ermm:

Rio

 

[Rocky]

Rocky can you have the men in G strings do the conga line? please pretty please........:lick:

....its been a dream of mine for a long time :cheeky:

I fear that it could lead to someone getting "poked", what with the skimpy groin attire.
How about we do the Macarena instead?

 

[M.A.R.]

I fear that it could lead to someone getting "poked", what with the skimpy groin attire.
How about we do the Macarena instead?

hmmm haven't done the macarena for like 18 years but isn't there that one step in the macarena where one turns to the right and does that bunny hop, yesss i like it :bunny:

 

[Rocky]

hmmm haven't done the macarena for like 18 years but isn't there that one step in the macarena where one turns to the right and does that bunny hop, yesss i like it :bunny:

All the men will be given a crash course upon arrival.

YouTube - Macarena

 

[rio2003]

hmmm haven't done the macarena for like 18 years but isn't there that one step in the macarena where one turns to the right and does that bunny hop, yesss i like it :bunny:

I fear safety nets may be neccessary - worn below the g strings in case of "fallout"....... :ermm:

Rio

 

[Rocky]

I fear safety nets may be neccessary - worn below the g strings in case of "fallout"....... :ermm:

Rio

Not to worry.
The men will all be wearing Nut Bras.

 

[rio2003]

I knew you were up to something when it went quiet for a few minutes - priceless....
a whole new meaning to the words "just hanging out" though!

Hanging out at Rockys - huh!

Rio

 

[drloca]

I fear safety nets may be neccessary - worn below the g strings in case of "fallout"....... :ermm:

Rio

Maybe just an extra pair of "hands" to help out in that dept...not offering though

 

[rio2003]

Maybe just an extra pair of "hands" to help out in that dept...not offering though

Or perhaps a couple of ice cream scoops........ aranoid:

Rio

 

[drloca]

I knew you were up to something when it went quiet for a few minutes - priceless....
a whole new meaning to the words "just hanging out" though!

Hanging out at Rockys - huh!

Rio

"Hanging out at Rockys" will become an even-more popular activity....load up on some extra ribs will ya Rocky!

 

[Rocky]

I knew you were up to something when it went quiet for a few minutes - priceless....

Rio

Just managed to squeeze it out before my afternoon siesta.
The "nuts" need their rest too, you know.......

 

[rio2003]

Omg!

...... The "nuts" need their rest too, you know.......

I bet they do - back to "hanging out" now then ?

I have just tried to shorten - Hanging Out At Rockys - and it spells H..O..A..R

Whoops

:ermm:

Rio

 

[Rocky]

I bet they do - back to "hanging out" now then ?

I have just tried to shorten - Hanging Out At Rockys - and it spells H..O..A..R

Whoops

:ermm:

Rio

I love your deranged mind.
I think that it's time we meet in person.
Here's my pic.

Could you send me yours please?
PS: In a G string would be OK.

 

[Bronxboy]

I love your deranged mind.
I think that it's time we meet in person.
Here's my pic.

Could you send me yours please?
PS: In a G string would be OK.

TOOOOO FUNNY:bunny:

 

[Rocky]

TOOOOO FUNNY:bunny:

The women find me very masculine in a childish way.