Ok. lucky for you guys, i happen to hold degress from several universities in gluteus maximus. I did my thesis on it. I'm fluent in Gluteus Maximus. I'm not kidding. I also hold degrees in geography and topography. i can tell you, by studying the map that was provided, there is a fault-line running straight down the middle of the map, of which, under the right circumstances, could create massive size earthquakes and tsunamis, both of which would make you shake "All night long,"and make objects fall from the cieling--hitting you in the head--making you go momentarily unconcious.
These fault lines are not to be underestimated or over-looked under any circumstance--especially when the crack of the fault line sits on "shaky" ground. Bedposts have been known to break, vans have been known to shake, and minds have been known to ache as a direct result of sitting directly on top of one of these unstable fault lines.
You can see, by clearly studying the map that was provided, that a lot of damage can be done if one were to, shall we say, navigate the fault line unprepared. this is not for the inexperienced. trust me, i'm a doctor. i'm also a a graduate of Cordon Blue school of cooking in Paris, and as such, am considered a Master Chef. Hence, booty..it's what's for dinner.
Frank