almost duped!!!
Oh my god!!... When I brought my educated, pretty-good lookin' self back to the Good Ole' United States of America, I wept! I cried for all the poor people in the Dominican Republic, especially a very good-looking man my friends and I encountered on the beach at the resort. I mean, here I am with not one, but four high-def plasma t.v.'s hanging on the walls of my home and here was this unfortunate man, picking up cups on the beach, and I thought he deserved a way out!... Afterall, if my Puerto Rican mother had just hooked up with the wrong guy, that could have been my life! That "good-lookin' cup picker-upper" had the genes of a lighter Sammy Sosa and dammit, I was the one who was going to give him America on a silver platter! So, slightly intoxicated, my girlfriends and I told him how we could bring him to America, send him to school and shuffle him from house to house so my boyfriend doesn't get jealous!!! Once back home, I cried about how greedy we Americans are and I set out to learn about the DR and how much I would have to, happily, fork out to bring this man here... A few gran? no problem! (Let me back up a minute and tell you that when we first met him I asked him to jot down his contact information so I could work out the details and tell him his flight number at a later date... And when he slipped me a note, he had written at the bottom "I want to be makin love with you tonite". I quickly informed him that would not be happening on that visit, but when he comes to America...?!@#%$ THEN I READ THIS INFORMATIVE WEBSITE AND REALIZE THAT I DID ALL THE HARD WORK FOR THIS "SANKIE?"... HE MUST HAVE THOUGHT THE SKIES HAD OPENED UP FOR THE SECOND COMING---BUT IT WAS REALLY THE LIGHT GOING OFF IN MY HEAD! Don't get me wrong!... I did want my child to have his physique, but I was appauled to learn that he could have been playing me also...AND I WILL ALWAYS BE THE DUPER!! NOT THE DUPED! But rich-guilt still made me send him about five hunded dollars worth of sh-t, but sorry, Juan, no plane ticket... and you'll have to get your own visa!.. and it won't be on my American Express!! Folks, thank you all for all of your comments... they've been priceless!!