terms of the deal

AlaninDR

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Dec 17, 2002
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Guy walks into a Dominican bar and notices the best looking woman there is obviously not a player (she's probably from Santiago). But this is DR so it never hurts to ask. He asks if she will have sex with him all night his way for $100. She says of course not. She's a real looker so he asks again if she will have sex with him all night his way for $500. Again she turns him down. Once more he asks if she will have sex with him his way all night for $1000. After a night of standard sex while waiting to be paid she asks him what "his way" was. He answered "on credit"
 

rellosk

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Mar 18, 2002
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AlaninDR said:
Guy walks into a Dominican bar and notices the best looking woman there is obviously not a player (she's probably from Santiago). But this is DR so it never hurts to ask. He asks if she will have sex with him all night his way for $100. She says of course not. She's a real looker so he asks again if she will have sex with him all night his way for $500. Again she turns him down. Once more he asks if she will have sex with him his way all night for $1000. After a night of standard sex while waiting to be paid she asks him what "his way" was. He answered "on credit"
I think you left out the line where she says yes to the $1000.