Whilst reading the stray dog antics, i remembered a story from sometime ago...
Once upon a time all the dogs went to a really fancy party, a real high brow top class doo, strictly canine only, back in the time when dogs were fewer in number, whilst still remaining plentiful.
Upon arriving at the party all dogs could keep there coats but through some hygiene reason, had to hand in their bums into the cloakroom.
The party was a going strong, dancing, eating, dog food tasting sponsored by "Chump" i dunno could be wrong, but all was not well.....far away the nervous cats worried about being hounded by drunken dalmations, mauled by mastiffs, bitten by bulldogs and so on, decided it was time to call the police.
Approx 2.30am the police arrived at the main gate at the top of the drive, 6th senses alerted the partying dogs, so in a massive exodus they all without time to get the right ones all jumped in and grabbed the first bums they could get their paws on....the wrong bum is better than no bum eh?
Cos of their superior night vision all dogs escaped into the surrounding areas and gave the police the slip.
But now whenever a dog sees another dog they go round the back to see if the other dog has the others bum.
So you see they arent being rude or impolite they are just anxious to get their own bums back.
WERHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Once upon a time all the dogs went to a really fancy party, a real high brow top class doo, strictly canine only, back in the time when dogs were fewer in number, whilst still remaining plentiful.
Upon arriving at the party all dogs could keep there coats but through some hygiene reason, had to hand in their bums into the cloakroom.
The party was a going strong, dancing, eating, dog food tasting sponsored by "Chump" i dunno could be wrong, but all was not well.....far away the nervous cats worried about being hounded by drunken dalmations, mauled by mastiffs, bitten by bulldogs and so on, decided it was time to call the police.
Approx 2.30am the police arrived at the main gate at the top of the drive, 6th senses alerted the partying dogs, so in a massive exodus they all without time to get the right ones all jumped in and grabbed the first bums they could get their paws on....the wrong bum is better than no bum eh?
Cos of their superior night vision all dogs escaped into the surrounding areas and gave the police the slip.
But now whenever a dog sees another dog they go round the back to see if the other dog has the others bum.
So you see they arent being rude or impolite they are just anxious to get their own bums back.
WERHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY