The Hussein Family

Jane J.

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Jan 3, 2002
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Now that Uday & Qusay Hussein have been disposed of, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay ............the restaurateur
Guday.................the half-Australian brother
Huray.................the sports fanatic
Sashay...............the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay...............the baseball player
Ojay....................the stalker/murderer
Gulay..................the singer/entertainer
Ebay...................the internet czar
Biliray................the country music star
Ecksray.............the radiologist
Puray..................the blender factory owner
Regay..................the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay.................the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:

Lattay.................the coffee shop owner
Bufay..................the 300 pound sister
Dushay...............the clean sister
Phayray..............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway.........the grocery store owner
Ollay...................the half-mexican sister
Gudlay................the prostitute

Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.