Jay, this is just for you. No one els should read this
Jay: This is what might have happened??
A man had been in a terrible car
accident, and woke up in the
hospital. Looking around, he
noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "Jesus doc," the man
exclaimed, "what happened. Where am I."
The doctor replied "You have been in a bad car accident, and you're
in the hospital, but don't worry, you're going to be all right. The
bad news is that we had to amputate your right arm, above the elbow."
"Oh no," the man screamed. "I'd rather be dead. I can't go through
life without my arm. Please doc, kill me. I can't go on like
this........"
"Now son," said the doctor, "with the miracles of modern medicine
today, we can give you a Bionic Arm. Only costs one million dollars,
and it looks and works just like the real thing. Nobody will ever
know it's not your own arm."
"Yeah, great," the man groaned. "And where the hell am I gonna get
a million bucks. I'm better off dead."
"Hang on now," said the doctor. "We've been looking for a case like
yours for a while now. We just came up with a new arm. For only ten
thousand dollars, you can have it. It looks just like the more
expensive one, but the only difference is that this one has a small
microphone built into it, and you have to TELL the arm what to do.
Other than that, it works just like the other one."
"Well," the guy says, "I can probably afford ten grand. Go ahead,
sew it on."
The next day, the guy woke up in the same bed, and saw the doctor
leaning over him again. "Well, doc, how did it go? Is everything
all right?"
"We think that the operation was a success," replied the surgeon,
"but you will have to try it out, and let us know if there are any
problems with it."
Later on in the day, the guy was lying in bed, practicing with his
new arm. "Lift up" he commanded. The arm lifted up. "Move right."
The arm moved to the right. "Move left." The arm moved to the left.
Everything seemed to be working without a hitch, and he was really
pleased. All of a sudden, he had the urge to go to the bathroom.
He hopped out of bed, and proceeded into the john. "Arm, reach down
and undo my zipper." The arm obeyed. "Take out my Wang." The arm
obeyed flawlessly. The guy had his leak, and when he was done, he
commanded, "Shake it." The arm gave it a little shake. "No, shake
it harder!!" The arm gave it a good shake. "Hey," the guy said,
"that feels pretty good... jerk it off."
RRIIIPPPP!!!!
Glad you survived!
HB
Jay: This is what might have happened??
A man had been in a terrible car
accident, and woke up in the
hospital. Looking around, he
noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "Jesus doc," the man
exclaimed, "what happened. Where am I."
The doctor replied "You have been in a bad car accident, and you're
in the hospital, but don't worry, you're going to be all right. The
bad news is that we had to amputate your right arm, above the elbow."
"Oh no," the man screamed. "I'd rather be dead. I can't go through
life without my arm. Please doc, kill me. I can't go on like
this........"
"Now son," said the doctor, "with the miracles of modern medicine
today, we can give you a Bionic Arm. Only costs one million dollars,
and it looks and works just like the real thing. Nobody will ever
know it's not your own arm."
"Yeah, great," the man groaned. "And where the hell am I gonna get
a million bucks. I'm better off dead."
"Hang on now," said the doctor. "We've been looking for a case like
yours for a while now. We just came up with a new arm. For only ten
thousand dollars, you can have it. It looks just like the more
expensive one, but the only difference is that this one has a small
microphone built into it, and you have to TELL the arm what to do.
Other than that, it works just like the other one."
"Well," the guy says, "I can probably afford ten grand. Go ahead,
sew it on."
The next day, the guy woke up in the same bed, and saw the doctor
leaning over him again. "Well, doc, how did it go? Is everything
all right?"
"We think that the operation was a success," replied the surgeon,
"but you will have to try it out, and let us know if there are any
problems with it."
Later on in the day, the guy was lying in bed, practicing with his
new arm. "Lift up" he commanded. The arm lifted up. "Move right."
The arm moved to the right. "Move left." The arm moved to the left.
Everything seemed to be working without a hitch, and he was really
pleased. All of a sudden, he had the urge to go to the bathroom.
He hopped out of bed, and proceeded into the john. "Arm, reach down
and undo my zipper." The arm obeyed. "Take out my Wang." The arm
obeyed flawlessly. The guy had his leak, and when he was done, he
commanded, "Shake it." The arm gave it a little shake. "No, shake
it harder!!" The arm gave it a good shake. "Hey," the guy said,
"that feels pretty good... jerk it off."
RRIIIPPPP!!!!
Glad you survived!
HB