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    Information required

    I am writing today to ask if anyone has pointers, tips or advice on opening a small business in the Dominican Republic. I am thinking of something like a Star Buck coffee shop with twist. I am thinking of also having some small pastries, cigars and a few other items to attract customers. I...
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    Off resort sankies...I got out in time..list of red flags to watch for

    I am starting this thread to warn women about off resort sankies. With normal evolution present in all aspects of societies, I regret to announce that the honorable job of sankie is no longer reserved to resort workers. This breed of off resort sankie is similar to it?s cousin the resort...
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    Top ten TV shows in ...

    TOP TEN TV SHOWS IN IRAQ 10. Husseinfeld 9. Mad About Everything 8. Allah McBeal 7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror 6. Achmed's Creek 5. The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right 4. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest 3. The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show 2. Buffy...
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    Satan

    People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church cape flappin, nostrils flaring and horns peaking. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon...
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    Father and daughter

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He...
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    baby boomers are survivors

    Congratulations TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that...
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    No baby talk

    A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I...
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    Top 10's

    TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED... 10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 8. The cat is on Valium. 7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched...
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    the silent Fart

    An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, " I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?" He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid." ...
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    Little Tommy

    A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk.. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to...
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    Motoconchos or Moto-Unconscious

    I am wondering if anyone has had bad experience with motoconchos and if anyone is as nervous as me when taking that mode of transportation? Instinctively I would be against this way of getting around but I have seen so many of them that I am wondering if I am over-careful. This has got to be...
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    Definition please

    dime tu con este punar de asero como me decorasonarria yo Give me the def. to this quote.
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    Immigration to Canada

    I am writing this to ask if anyone has or had any experience with Canada?s immigration. I am living in Canada and got married 2 years ago. I have lived in DR for the better part of this time. A few months ago my husband and I decided that it might be more advantageous to move to Canada. I...
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    Am I the only one

    Who is scared to fly around here...other then me? I'm leaving next Friday and the anxiety is killing me. I've been dreading the flight for the past two weeks, and gravol's don't do it for me anymore. Please share some positive feedback.....cause I sure need it gracias! :nervous:
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    Need advice please

    I am currently living in Canada and was married to a Dominican man in August of this year. Now here is the catch, I am coming to SD next week for 3 months possibly more, this is not an easy decision. I have a 12 year old daughter soon to be 13, and she doesn't want to move there at all. We...
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    Motorcicle for sale

    Where can I buy a cheap Motorcicle in Santo Domingo? and how much?