Edenorte

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"No Shake 4 U", you have to keep your cats "Locked Up", they would run like hell if they could get away from "U"!
"I thought you knew, "Jaxon Galaxy" is a "Bull Dyke"!!!!!
Which is why playing with "Pussy" interests Him/Her Sooooooooo much!
Like you do!!!!
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I have eaten cat meat, "Tastes Like Chicken"!
So has anyone else who ever ate in a Chinese restaurant!
"General Pow's" Sweat & Sour" is a good choice!
"Cat Fu Yung"????????
"Peking Cat"?
"Mu Shi Cat"???????
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ps. you DO realize that "dv" was posting that the Cat was a "She", and NOT "Jackoffson" was a"SHE" don't you???????
Probably NOT!!!!

 

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"Oh No"!!!!!
she "disliked" me!!!!
Oh Well, "Thousands & Thousands"......"like" me, so I'll press on in spite of THAT!!!!
"Here Kitty, Here Kitty", time to go outside!!!!!!

There was a guy who absolutely adored his cat!!!
He lived with his mother, andbrother,(No Surprise THERE!!), and had to go out of town on business.
He called home to check on his cat.
His brother answered the phone, and he asked him how was the cat???
"The cat's dead !" said his brother.
The guy was distraught, heart broken and devastated!
He asked his brother how he could be so cruel to just blurt out that the cart was DEAD????
"What should I have said ?" asked his brother.
You could have said that she got out, then the next day you could have said that you couldn't find her, then the next day you could have said she was "up on the roof, then the next day you could have said she died!
"Ok, Ok", said his brother.
Then the guy said, "Now how's Mom"??????
"She's Up On The Roof", said his brother.

Woman loves her cat.
One day she is getting some frozen fish out of her freezer, and doesn't notice her cat jumping inside.
She closes the freezer door.
She can't find the cat anywhere?????????
She is heart broken!!!!!!
Three days later she opens the freezer, and there is her cat, frozen solid!!!!!
She cries & cries & cries.
She decides to call her Vet to see if there is ANYTHING she can do???
The Vet says that there is an "Emergency Treatment" that can sometimes work in freezing deaths.
He tells her to get a can of gasoline, and rub the cat with gas until she thaws out.
She gets the gas, and rubs the cat with gas for 2 hours!
Finally the cat thaws out, moans, stirs, gets up, walks, then begins to run as fast as she has ever seen her run!!!
Up stairs, down stairs, into the back yard, back into the house, up on the couch, where the cat drops dead!
The woman frantically calls the VET and explains what has happened!!!
Not To WORRY"! says the VET,shes just "OUT OF GAS"!!!!!!!
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[shak4u]

"Oh No"!!!!!
she "disliked" me!!!!
Oh Well, "Thousands & Thousands"......"like" me, so I'll press on in spite of THAT!!!!
"Here Kitty, Here Kitty", time to go outside!!!!!!

There was a guy who absolutely adored his cat!!!
He lived with his mother, andbrother,(No Surprise THERE!!), and had to go out of town on business.
He called home to check on his cat.
His brother answered the phone, and he asked him how was the cat???
"The cat's dead !" said his brother.
The guy was distraught, heart broken and devastated!
He asked his brother how he could be so cruel to just blurt out that the cart was DEAD????
"What should I have said ?" asked his brother.
You could have said that she got out, then the next day you could have said that you couldn't find her, then the next day you could have said she was "up on the roof, then the next day you could have said she died!
"Ok, Ok", said his brother.
Then the guy said, "Now how's Mom"??????
"She's Up On The Roof", said his brother.

Woman loves her cat.
One day she is getting some frozen fish out of her freezer, and doesn't notice her cat jumping inside.
She closes the freezer door.
She can't find the cat anywhere?????????
She is heart broken!!!!!!
Three days later she opens the freezer, and there is her cat, frozen solid!!!!!
She cries & cries & cries.
She decides to call her Vet to see if there is ANYTHING she can do???
The Vet says that there is an "Emergency Treatment" that can sometimes work in freezing deaths.
He tells her to get a can of gasoline, and rub the cat with gas until she thaws out.
She gets the gas, and rubs the cat with gas for 2 hours!
Finally the cat thaws out, moans, stirs, gets up, walks, then begins to run as fast as she has ever seen her run!!!
Up stairs, down stairs, into the back yard, back into the house, up on the couch, where the cat drops dead!
The woman frantically calls the VET and explains what has happened!!!
Not To WORRY"! says the VET,shes just "OUT OF GAS"!!!!!!!
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CUTE!!! What do you do Chris, scan from article to article all day and make comments. I'm retired and don't have THAT MUCH TIME. Cute jokes, however. PS, why don't you reply with the quote instead of just reply?

 

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I never sleep!
I am a "Dr1 Moderator", Sooooooooooooooooo,I get "PAID" to "scan from article to article all day"!!!
I have a "Photographic Memory", so no need to use "quotes"!
Besides, my post is right there above your's soooooooooooooooooooooo, just "Look Up"!
Now what was your question again?????
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"She "Loves" ME"! ,...."She "Loves" Me NOT"!,....
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