Hurry Up And Get To 500 Posts!

[Rattus_Rattus]

I see, when we pass the magical 501 posts, Se?or colon is waiting in the doorway with a merry "welcome to dark side"



With my speed its going to take some time before i gain access to that hell pit

 

[IslandDreaming]

Take yesterday for example.
Two DR1ers got into a "No-Holds-Barred",fight reguarding......................................I ALMOST forgot,"SECRECY"!
Anyway,after going at it for many posts,the rest of "us" divided into two opposing camps.Then the "Fireworks really got started!!
You should have been there for that!
If you want to join in the "Bloodbath",but lack the posts needed,or have nothing to add,or are a "Lurker",you must know some "Jokes",or "Funny Stories",check out the "Clown Bin"!
You can get started there for sure.
"Sorry ,Gotta Go back to "Off Topic" Forum.
They give us 15 minutes to "Stop-The-Bleeding",every 2 hours!
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Just start a post about Dominicans being involved in 9/11, by the time you get done arguing with AZB you will have over a thousand posts :rambo:

 

[IslandDreaming]

As a bonus to all new 500 post posters, SKing will take a foto with you and autograph it.

I resign my plus 500 posts :cheeky:

 

[jabuti]

I see, when we pass the magical 501 posts, Se?or colon is waiting in the doorway with a merry "welcome to dark side"

He and Terrible T?o Tambo' are there to escort you, probably.

(That wasn't a jab. I read the boards mostly for their posts, hoping for a dash of SKing and a slap of Hillbilly or Alter Ego for when the kittens get too frisky.)

 

[SKing]

As a bonus to all new 500 post posters, SKing will take a foto with you and autograph it.

8x10 glossy, baaaaaaby!

SHALENA

 

[Criss Colon]

This thread,is just a "LITTLE BIT" of the fun you will have when you reach the "Majical #".
C U THERE!
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I STILL THINK IT SHOULD BE 5000 posts for admision!
AND,living permanently in the DR for at least 15 years!
HB,Ken,and I would be VERY lonely!

 

[Criss Colon]

It was moved there,we have been laughing at it for days!
Can't wait till you get there for real!!!!!
You know what the say about fish???? It should be thrown out after 24 hours!
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
There are only two things that smell like FISH!
and one of them is fish!
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[dulce]

Derfish's manic posting today to get to #500 reminds me of MommaC when she wanted to win that contest for a free resort stay a few years ago.
You made it Derfish. Now what was that thread that you started?

 

[Criss Colon]

"Dulce",I was thinking the same thing!
The good thing is,she has gone the way of all people who use DR1 to boost their own egos!
At least she was pretty harmless.
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Your thread was deemed worthless,and deleted by me.

 

[dulce]

Ccccccccccccccc tell Duhfish how to find the off topic post that he started. I think it is still opened.

 

[dulce]

nevah mind...he found it.

 

[Berzin]

The undercurrent of antagonism over there really is something.

 

[Jumbo]

This should be the clincher!

Where are the balloons and confetti????????????????????????????

 

[belgiank]

Now gthat Derfish has joined the elite in the Off Topic, I was wondering whether one of the members of our club informed him of the "GOLD Off Topic"" Club.

Having reached this pinnacle at 750 posts, your world will even widen more, with video conferencing, so you cannot only insult your opponent with words, but make the appropiate handgestures as well... More info available on reaching 750!!!!

 

[dulce]

Now gthat Derfish has joined the elite in the Off Topic, I was wondering whether one of the members of our club informed him of the "GOLD Off Topic"" Club.

Having reached this pinnacle at 750 posts, your world will even widen more, with video conferencing, so you cannot only insult your opponent with words, but make the appropiate handgestures as well... More info available on reaching 750!!!!

Oh geesh! Don't get him going! He will be up all night posting to get to 750 posts.

 

[Tamborista]

Now gthat Derfish has joined the elite in the Off Topic, I was wondering whether one of the members of our club informed him of the "GOLD Off Topic"" Club.

Having reached this pinnacle at 750 posts, your world will even widen more, with video conferencing, so you cannot only insult your opponent with words, but make the appropiate handgestures as well... More info available on reaching 750!!!!

You must first be camera worthy to attain "GOLD CLUB" status.

 

[Criss Colon]

You forgot to list the best "PERK" at 750 posts.
"Chip" will come to your house,and you can insult him,"Cara a Cara"!
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and YOU GET ACCESS TO THE "ALL Selena 24/7 WEBCAM!!!!!!
"Yeah Baybeeeeeeeeee"!!!

 

[cobraboy]

Love the Free Beer coupons for the asking to the Elite 500 Members...

 

[william webster]

You forgot to list the best "PERK" at 750 posts.
"Chip" will come to your house,and you can insult him,"Cara a Cara"!
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and YOU GET ACCESS TO THE "ALL Selena 24/7 WEBCAM!!!!!!
"Yeah Baybeeeeeeeeee"!!!

PM Tambo for the website...

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[Tony Cabrera]

Well, with this short answer, I am already into 300, hurahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .

in another 2 yrs i will be in 500 post.