"I find this whole topic of prostitution hilarious. First, Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. Second, Marriage....is the the most popular form of legalized prostitution."
Since this is satiric Saturday, and not funny Friday.
The preposterous proposition that prostitution is problematic produces profoundly pedestrian pronouncements of pompously perverse predictions of purgatory and pseudo-proprietary prevarications predicated on the presumption that partaking of this practice produces particularly prominent prostrates and the prospects of penal punishment (penal as in prison, not penal as in penis).
Phew!
