I've got three or four of these ... and one one cute one I will post second. We'll see if Mr. CC deletes it. If so, no offense intended or taken CC, do what you gotta do! I thought it was cute and too funny to pass on. Especially with all the fighting chickens they've got for sport down here - Alba's a fan.
SCHOOLIN'
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that
they weren't going anywhere in life and thought
they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes into the advisor's office first, and
the professor advises him to take math, history,
and logic.
"What's logic," asked Bubba?
The professor answered, "Let me give you an
example. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you
have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me
that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted, "GAWL LEEE!"
"And since you own a house and a house is tough
to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you
have a wife."
"Sally Mae! This is incredible!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can
assume that you are heterosexual rather than
homosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most
fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to
take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him,
walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.
"What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're queer, ain't cha?
SCHOOLIN'
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that
they weren't going anywhere in life and thought
they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes into the advisor's office first, and
the professor advises him to take math, history,
and logic.
"What's logic," asked Bubba?
The professor answered, "Let me give you an
example. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you
have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me
that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted, "GAWL LEEE!"
"And since you own a house and a house is tough
to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you
have a wife."
"Sally Mae! This is incredible!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can
assume that you are heterosexual rather than
homosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most
fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to
take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him,
walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.
"What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're queer, ain't cha?