Coose Your Devil
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YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THEIR SMILE WHEN I BOUGHT THEM A NEW ROPA! -And that I love doing, not because I was forced to but I felt like doing it.
Wow, she is good!
She now has you believing that you bought Ropa because YOU wanted to. :classic:
Now let's get serious!
Devil #1 She is a "Western" Devil.
Well educated, independent, with a sense of entitlement.She is CEO of Megacorp.
She wears a cream coloured Chanel dress which hints at her perfect figure.
Her long blond hair flows in the wind and is held back by a head band as she drives the white convertible Porsche.
On the passenger seat sits a white Bichon Frise.
You have prepared dinner but she is late because of a board meeting.
As she enters, you serve a Martini and dinner.
You are trying to watch the Hockey/Football game, as she keeps talking about the Chinese merger.
She now has a tension headache and will retire.
After clearing the table you surf the net and give yourself a hand.
Total cost: Life is no fun, but you are working for your pension plan and hope to retire in the DR where men are men
and women are women :lick:.
Devil #2 DR Novia in a red dress ......(not a pro) as you're looking for real love and don't want to pay for it.
You are both in a great mood on Sosua Beach.
You buy her a Cuba Libre 70 and drink a Presidente Grande 100.
Felicia gives you a sweet smile while she serves and shakes her butt as she walks away.
Panty man comes by and you let her choose one pair for a 100 ..... good for both of you!
On the way bak you stop at the Haitian Salon and strike a deal, Hair and Nails for 1000.
It'll take one hour if they work fast, so you go to the back and have a massage 500.
No, after one hour she is not ready so you go across the street for a beer 70, however you feel very relaxed (must be the massage)..... no worries.
She is ready, looks like an angel in a red dress and she is very happy.
You invite her for a Comida Dominicana, Jugo de Chinola, you have a burger with fries and a beer 500 .
Tips for the day 230.
Now you walk home and make passionate love. Total cost 2570- $64.25
Devil #3 Tight shorts/T-shirt chancletas killer figure - Pro on Pedro C
Choose your time frame 2Hrs.- toda la noche ???
You feel cheap ? No hair, nails, baby sitters or responsibilities. Total cost 1000-3000
Devil #4 Diabolo Taca?o (You)
You tell your novia to buy a fresh chicken.
When she comes home you tell her to cook it with rice and beans.
While it is cooking you give her the mop to clean up.
After dinner you direct her to the bedroom where you will dance the bachata with her, including moves she's never seen before.
Now you are ready to snooze, but just before drifting off tell her to clean the kitchen.
Your novia is now totally in love with you because you are a real tigre enamorado.
Total cost O
Now it's time to choose your devil !!!
COMO TU QUIERES MI AMOR :laugh: