mine?
Why not:
Super Man
Scooby
Aquaman
Batman or Robin
Coyote
Because Homer is a cool guy look at the Biography
Homer J. Simpson
Age: 36
Weight: Between 239 and 260 lbs.
Occupation: Worker drone/ safety inspector, sector 7G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. (Holds plant record for most years worked at an entry-level position.)
Awards: The C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the field of Excellence (after Burns found out Homer was sterile due to radiation exposure), Employee of the Month at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (after saving the plant from meltdown), Spingfield Nuclear Power Plant Belching Contest Winner, Grammy Award for "Outstanding Soul, spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year" for his work with the Be Sharps. High school reunion trophies for most weight gained, most hair lost, most improved odor, Bachata dancer and person who travelled least distance.
Favourite Foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds Light, Chippos, Krusty Burgers, pork chops, steak, bulk seafood, and honey roasted peanuts and Frituras from Villa Mella.
Favourite Beverage: Duff, Molson Dry, Presidente, Brugal y Mamajuana.
Surgeries: A triple bypass operation, resulting from his love of aforementioned foods.
Favourite Pastime: Sitting on the couch while watching TV and drinking beer and Playing Dominoes.
Favourite Store: The Kwik-E-Mart.
Says: "D'oh!" when upset, "Mmm..." when tempted.
Extracurricular: Mistaken for Bigfoot. Mascot for Springfield Isotopes. Committed to a mental instituition. Manager for country singer Lurleen Lumpkin. Proprietor of the Mr. Plow snow-plowing service. Member of the Be Sharps barbershop quartet. Went into space as a NASA astronaut. Charged with sexua Harrasment for pulling a Gummi Venus de Milo off a babysitter's backside. Neighbor of former president Hipolito Mejia. Cannonball target with travelling freak show at Hullabalooza. Uknowing assistant to super-Hero Scorpio in his plot to take over the east coast. Climbed into the ring with the world heavyweight champ. Alcohol bootlegger during short -lived Springfield prohibition. Flirted with homophobia. Voice of the "Itchy & Scratchy" character, "Pocchie."
Thats Homer Life