Cabarete Diaries, part 2

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I got a question, is the Black Angus you speak of the one on Puerto Rico ,if so great place, sorry it closed.
 
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southern said:
I got a question, is the Black Angus you speak of the one on Puerto Rico ,if so great place, sorry it closed.
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I think I was a minority stock holder in that place. Along with the Riviera, the Old City, the Lucky 7, Litos, The San Juan, Hawaiian Hut and a few others.
 
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Chapter 488 (Anal Sex & the Black Angus)

We’re on the North Coast, in a sleepy little village—full of retirees, Kite surfers, surfers, convicts, felons, unemployed, people on disability, locals, and people running from something. On some days, it seems as if every single expat down here is stone cold crazy. On some days, it seems as if every expat is trying to raise the bar of insanity a few inches higher.

Everyday, people run down here to escape something or someone. Everyday, you meet people trying to reinvent themselves. That’s why I’m here. I’m a professional runner. I’ve been running my entire life. Why else would I be sitting in the middle of this scorching ****ing heat, on a lawless island, surrounded by complete madness, searching for the cheapest Happy Hour while sleeping around with lonely cougars living off of alimony payments and too inebriated to know where they’re at.

Before relocating down the Caribbean, I worked on ships. I worked on ships for 12-years. Working on ships is no different than being in the military. There are no days off while you’re on a ship. There are hundreds of rules, and hundreds of regulations, and breaking any one of them will get you kicked off faster than you can blink an eye. Depending on the size of the ship, you can have thousands of staff. There are so many different nationalities, so many different personalities, and so many different quirks…people tend to gravitate to their own tribe, their own group, their own country and language.

One thing about being far away from home, when you are in port, and you have a few hours off, you look for the things that remind you of home. When you find a place that reminds you of what you are familiar with, you sit there. And then you sit there some more. You dream of this moment every day that you are out at sea. You never want to leave. You never want to go back to the ship. It could be a café, a bar, a beach, or a brothel. I found a brothel. The brothel was called The Black Angus. The Black Angus sat on a sun-drenched island in the Caribbean.

The black Angus had an oval bar on the first floor that sat around 30-people. Upstairs, above the bar was a motel. Outside the front entrance were off-duty police officers. On days when there were several ships in port, hundreds—sometimes thousands of men—would sprint down to the Black Angus, passing cars, busses, and traffic, in order to be the first one off the ship to get laid. The officers and crew over-whelmed the taxis sitting outside the dock. If you were lucky enough to be one of the first men off the ship and got into a cab, you were forced to share it with other crew members. A few times I was lucky enough to get a cab. On more than a few occasions, I saw our Chief Purser, Captain, Staff Captain, and officers running at a full sprint down the sidewalks and streets—passing taxis and traffic—trying to get to the Black Angus before the rest of the five hundred crew members reached the bar. More than once, I was sitting at a stoplight in the back of cab and saw our Captain and Chief Purser racing each other through the middle of the street, trying to be the first one to the bar.

On any given day, there would be 40 to 50 women waiting. Did it matter than other ships were already in port before us? No. did it matter that most of the women had already serviced several ships before ours finally docked? No. The only mission here was to get laid before the other crew members—you worked alongside—got there before you and took the best girls.

On the first floor of the Black Angus, there were two sides of the bar. To the left were all of the girls that would do Anal sex; to the right were all of the girls who would not. When there were several ships in port, the men would run down to the bar and enter the bar completely out of breath, exhausted, and unable to breath. The bar kept heart-defibulators behind the bar, and a full-time nurse on the staff. On more than a few occasions, the nurse had to resuscitate our Staff Captain and Chief Purser who raced down to the bar in order to fight for their favorite girl. On several occasions, I saw ambulances pull up to the bar and carry people away.

At the end of the day, everyone wants to get laid with their favorite girl.
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Damm Frank, sounds like the "old" Subic Bay (Olongapo City)
 
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Chapter 493 (Walk-in cooler)

It’s scorching hot right now. It’s Dante’s inferno outside. It’s so ****ing hot that women’s hair-do's are spontaneously catching on fire. Earlier today, I used a fire extinguisher to blast a group of Jehovah Witnesses enormously tall, bee-hive hair-do’s. They caught on fire. They probably use too much hair spray. I don’t know. Too many chemicals in this heat is a recipe for disaster. I've saved three women today, and it’s not even noon.

Evangelicals are a fire hazard. They violate every Geneva Convention Accord for safety known to man. They also violate fashion protocol. But nobody really cares down here. In this heat, there are more important things to think about. Like Beer.

I excuse myself and disappear into our walk-in cooler. I place the safety pin into the door handle, locking myself inside. This is my sanctuary. This is where i do my best thinking. I drink an ice cold Presidente beer down and lay down on top of frozen hamburger patties. This is heaven!

Whoever invented the walk-in cooler is a certifiable genius. “I salute you, brother!” Between the frozen hamburger patties and the ice cold Presidente, life could not be any better. This is the way life is meant to be enjoyed. There is a right way to live in the Caribbean, and there is a wrong way. The right way is to relax with an ice cold beer, surrounded by a refrigerated steel cage, listening to Steely Dan. I start wailing,

In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water / And you fire till he is done in but they catch you at the border / And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet / But the hangman isn't hangin' and they put you on the street…
 
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Chapter 494 (A Day in a Life)

5.00 Wake up, urinate.
5.15 Still urinating.
5.30 Still sitting on toilet, urinating. What the hell!?
5.31 Drink half gallon of water.
5.35. Turn on computer and read news headlines. World still here? Check!
6.00 Go to the refrigerator and open door. Eat left over lasagna from last week.
6.10 Go back to computer check more news headlines. “Trump slams blah, blah…”
6.15 Go back to refrigerator and open door. Eat left over key lime pie from 2-weeks ago.
6.17 Drink more water.
6.18 Go back to computer and read headline, “Senate delays health care vote…”
6.19 Go back to refrigerator and open door. Eat left over cheesecake from 3-weeks ago.
6.25 Let out long drawn out fart that vibrates the bed and wakes Big Red up. She turns over.
6.30 look over at night stand. Half glass of red wine still sitting in glass. I drink it before goes bad.
6.35 Go back to computer and read more headlines, “Chelsea Clinton Slams FOX…”
6.36 Go back to fridge and open door. Eat left over chocolate mousse from 4-weeks ago.
6.45 Come back to bed and read more headlines, “Trump causes stir at US Women’s open…”
6.50 look over at Big Red’s night stand and see half glass of red wine. I drink it before it goes bad.
7.00 Look over at Big Red. Red bush glistening in the light
7.01 Turn on computer and look at more big Red Bushes on porn.
7.02 Go back to refrigerator and open door. Eat left over Chinese food from May.
7.10 Bring 5-liter box of red wine back to bed with me.
7.11 Insert intravenous red wine drip.
7.12 Go back and forth between huge vaginas with Red Bushes and news Headlines, “Nicole Kidman drops jaws in sexy red swimsuit.
7.13 Turn back to porn.
7.25 Alternate porn with more headlines, “Avoid retiring in these 15 US states at all costs…”
7.35 Go back to refrigerator and open door. Eat left over birthday cake from Dasha’s 2015 birthday.
7.45 Go back to bed and connect to intravenous red wine drip.
8.00 Alternate between huge Red bushes & vaginas and more headline news. “Fox anchor suggests another political collusion with Russia…”
8.10 Check red wine level in IV.
8.11 Go back to refrigerate and open door. Eat something that resembles Italian Salami, but now covered with mold.
8.20 See 3-years old Bailey’s in bottom drawer of fridge. Top is glued to bottle from dried bailey’s cream. Go get Vice-Grips.
8.25 Make coffee.
8:30 Pour clumps of spoiled Baileys into coffee. Tastes like ice cream.
8.40 Go back to bed and read headlines, “One type of cancer is fastest growing in America…”
8:45 Go get more coffee and Bailey’s.
8.50 I’m ****ing flying on a red wine, Bailey’s, and caffeine buzz. Can barely keep my head up.
8.51 Go get 1-liter pump hand lotion, paper towels, and turn on porn.
8.52 Fall asleep with hand pump lotion bottle in right hand, Bailey’s & coffee in right hand, and big red bush on computer screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GM
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frank12 said:
Chapter 494 (A Day in a Life)

5.00 Wake up, urinate.
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8.52 Fall asleep with hand pump lotion bottle in right hand, Bailey’s & coffee in right hand, and big red bush on computer screen.
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Sorry to break the News to you Frank...
... that´s only 4 hours,
... ...there are 24 hours in a day!
 
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Left out the part about disparaging all things American and calling them them homophobes , racists and Muslim haters
 
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