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You're so right. But it is fun! I give these guys time till after their poker game tonight and once we have the winner! then their collective ass is grass!
1 hour and 4 minutes left, for me to say, COLOSTOMY BAGYou're so right. But it is fun! I give these guys time till after their poker game tonight and once we have the winner! then their collective ass is grass!
It's all Alan's fault, well, tflea ain't much better, those crazy Texans, and if Howmar would stop taking all of Sparky's money at poker, none of this would have happened.
So now we know why we're paying so much for gas at the pump.
Who would have thought a little Hatfield & McCoy colostomy bag duel challenge in the DR could affect world oil prices?
Speaking of which, I been eating sardines and cheese all day in preparation for this duel. My bag runneth over almost.
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"....from the sublime to the ridiculous" this thread is mostly the latter...but hilarious:cheeky:
A peso saved is a peso earned said Ben.
In true Dominican fashion, a peso stolen is a peso that doesn't have to be worked for.
Now you stepped over the line.
There will be NO fish fighting in here.
That's not even negotiable.
I hate the smell of fish, and sardines exemplify how stinky a fish can be.
You'll have to have your dual out in the street, and take it to Pedro Clisante if you please.
I don't want any of that shyte all over my car.
Just another benefit to living and owning in the Permian Basin. And when the wells run dry, i'll mount wind turbines on the derricks.
I'm getting inclined to agree with Howmar that you are now thouroughly Dominicanized.
After fish is properly processed and allowed to stay in me colostomy bag for awhile, the nasty fish smell is gone.
That ain't vintage wine, he just bought the contents of me bag yesterday. Well, one day aging makes a difference.
Okay, alright- I don't know how to clip and save or cut and paste or whatever you do with hyperlink transfusions, but if you've followed this thread this far, you MUST check out the Southpark version of The Aristocrats. Just Yahoo The Aristocrats, open or save, speakers on, naughty language follows.
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My undertandin' is, ya kain't talk dirty language on this forum, no matter how much ya mos wanna try. I tried oncet, but was tookin out by some brit boy o' some otha sum...ch. Don really know, don really kir. all i know is these boyz be crazr'an a church mouse on monday mornin'. don matter however. fun be fun.
So how bout it alien, gimme da real thang cauz if ya don, .....naw, i nevah wunna do dat, no way. Nor wud i. speaking of wud i,
did u ever hear that joke 'bout wood i, wood i? and he responds, "hairlip, hairlip"? funny. but I forget.....like mos ovvem i hear. probly ofend som of dees foks. they wake up one day.....gonna be fun one day, yeah it is!!
das wha my momma always tol me anyways. jes one mo thang....u fid'n to get to where u wanna be, jes one mo thang....i still be waitin.....ain't got there yet.
I'm guessin we 'bout done here, but fo sho we be doin agin real soon. whaddyu thank? been bitchin fo you? been bitchen fo me. uh huhh, arrite den. i know .
My undertandin' is, ya kain't talk dirty language on this forum, no matter how much ya mos wanna try. I tried oncet, but was tookin out by some brit boy o' some otha sum...ch. Don really know, don really kir. all i know is these boyz be crazr'an a church mouse on monday mornin'. don matter however. fun be fun.
So how bout it alien, gimme da real thang cauz if ya don, .....naw, i nevah wunna do dat, no way. Nor wud i. speaking of wud i,
did u ever hear that joke 'bout wood i, wood i? and he responds, "hairlip, hairlip"? funny. but I forget.....like mos ovvem i hear. probly ofend som of dees foks. they wake up one day.....gonna be fun one day, yeah it is!!
das wha my momma always tol me anyways. jes one mo thang....u fid'n to get to where u wanna be, jes one mo thang....i still be waitin.....ain't got there yet.
I'm guessin we 'bout done here, but fo sho we be doin agin real soon. whaddyu thank? been bitchin fo you? been bitchen fo me. uh huhh, arrite den. i know .
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