Generally speaking you stand back to back with colestomy bags touching (lovingly) then walk 15 paces at the command of the referee. At the 15th step (10th step if you decide to cheat & bash the dol-ay-lees out of your opponent) you turn & fire the offending item at your oponents midrift!!
The alternative way is to hold your OPPONENTS bag in your hand & pull it away from it's attchment to HIS midrift at the earliest time possible!
Thank you Grahame
I'm certainly glad the nasty word "integrity" was not used. Being the multifunctional person that I am, my intentions are, while back to back, to trip Howmar with my prosthetic leg, puncture his colostomy bag with my EdwardScissor hand while at the same time doing a loop with my colostomy bag for a direct hit to the head. If anything fails, my ultra secret weapon is that i've loaded explosive into my head, when ignited, my glass eye will shoot out like a cannon ball. And I still have my g string in reserve.
"just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"
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