Don't think for one minute that Alan is Dazed and Confused, when it comes to colostomy bag fighting.
He's as sharp as a tack, and will pierce your bag in the bat of an eye.
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He's as sharp as a tack, and will pierce your bag in the bat of an eye.
My bag is bigger than AlaninDR's bag! So there!
(We are not meaning to be disrespectful to anyone. We're just having a little fun!)
(We are not meaning to be disrespectful to anyone. We're just having a little fun!)
What could be more descriptive for the Living forum than actually being dazed and confused?
So all ya'll that have never been here, come on down.
Darn kids just took me glass eye to play marbles again....gotta love'm.
I'm surprised you would let the kids play with a lethal weapon.
And I still don't know why you won't let anybody touch your colostomy bag.
Is that where you hide your money?
r der no secets lef in dis woild? da woid is sammich btw, an i onlys wear dem boots and stuffins when i's havin sexal relations with me fav farm aminals
das rite, un huh
jes amember, billy is da hot one, goat is da frigid one.......any port in a storm
That would explain why you never ask for a doggy bag in restaurants.
Bricks. Snacks. What other shyte can you stuff in there?
Not for another 24 hours, and we haven't even got to the part about Champagne Enemas. Hopefully we'll have all that covered before the game starts at 8 pm tomorrow.
That's the scary part.
Texans are reputed to be some of the best colostomy bag fighters in the world.
Quickest draws.
Accurate puncturing.
Bigger bags than most.
In short, it ain't wise to accept the challenge, when it comes from a Texan.
Those guys are like extra-terrestials.
They eat road kill.
They hunt foxes with army helicopters and rockets.
They're known to eat raw porcupine.
This may have a lot to do with so many of them needing colostomy bags of course. but don't underestimate them, thinking they are invalids, just cause they're toting that bag around.
You foreigners seem to be demeaning my eating habits. Few things better than an armadillo along with a porcupine to pick your teeth and possum pelt to wipe your hands. Of course if you're from Arkansas, you use the possum pelt to clean your one remaining tooth. Then the porcupine quills are used as little flags for all the kids so you can remember which cousin is also a brother/sister, which aunt/uncle is also a mom/dad etc. You have to make full use of what's available.
Help me BT, my life is fit'ntaslide.
Help me BT, my life is fit'ntaslide.
That's a whole other sport.
Possum Tossin.
I understand the SPCA has tried to force them to stop live Possum Tossin, but the Texans claim the dead ones are too stiff and arent as aerodynamic.
Seeing as how they harbor the President of the US in their state, they get all sorts of special priviledges that other states can't get.
I mean, do you think you could get away with live Possum Tossin in Ohio?
I don't think so.
The only Tossin, would be your butt in jail.
It just ain't fair.
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