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59 year old man drops dead after sex with a 19 year old
There are far worse ways to pass away:
Man dies after having vibrator stuck up his ass:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/13/nigel-willis-50-dies--getting-vibrator-stuck-bottom-five-days_n_5674644.html
Man dies after sex with scarecrow:
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/man-dies-after-sex-with-scarecrow/story-fnixwvgh-1227291248835
Man dies after having vibrator stuck up his ass:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/13/nigel-willis-50-dies--getting-vibrator-stuck-bottom-five-days_n_5674644.html
Man dies after sex with scarecrow:
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/man-dies-after-sex-with-scarecrow/story-fnixwvgh-1227291248835
Ppl take more than they should because it's CHEAP in the DR and there are plenty of counterfeits and knockoffs on the island. The fake stuff can have all kinds of crap in it, drywall mix, blue from toilet bowl cleaner, even a little rat poison. It's not like they're going to care about sanitation either.
i have to admit that i don't fully understand the obsession with death by snu snu. is it really the height of glory to die in own p*ss after boning a cheap ho? would you guys want to die like this tomorrow? today? right now? you have nothing else to live for apart from dipping your peen in clam juices of some living vegetable?
i am really getting old, and i feel it in my mind. yesterday my buddy came in from NJ, and wanted to see the glories of Sosua. we sat in on one of those big bars with a gazillion strumpets, and i have to agree with dv8 that they barely rise above the level of vegetable. 20 years ago, i might have found them stimulating. today, i prefer to observe them at a respectable distance.
Well, it puts me in mind of the wonderful Sophie Tucker stories Bette Midler used to do in her concerts:
"I will never forget it. It was on the occasion of Ernie's eightieth birthday and in honor of the occasion he married a twenty year old girl. And he rang me up the very next day and he said to me "Soph, Soph, I have just married myself a twenty year old girl, what do you think of that". And I said to him "Ernie when I am eighty years old I shall marry myself a twenty year old boy, and let me tell you something Ernie twenty goes into eighty a hell of a lot more than eighty goes into twenty."
"I will never forget it. It was on the occasion of Ernie's eightieth birthday and in honor of the occasion he married a twenty year old girl. And he rang me up the very next day and he said to me "Soph, Soph, I have just married myself a twenty year old girl, what do you think of that". And I said to him "Ernie when I am eighty years old I shall marry myself a twenty year old boy, and let me tell you something Ernie twenty goes into eighty a hell of a lot more than eighty goes into twenty."
To say "that's how I want to go" is a lie. If one truly wants to go that way, it's easy to accomplish. Just find a hot chica, turn the ac off, pop a dozen viagra and go at it. You got your wish.
You could even tell her "Hey, if I die while having sex you can have everything in the safe".
Ohhhh, so you really didn't mean that?
You could even tell her "Hey, if I die while having sex you can have everything in the safe".
Ohhhh, so you really didn't mean that?
Really ... why do they do it?
Some might say it's "dead man walking". But not all of them are even thinking about "dying in the saddle". And some of these guys actually live well beyond that 59 year old.
(And I know this is not specifically a DR clip ... but just wanted to show the "state of mind" without tying it to any "particular" location. After all, it does exist worldwide!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV4Pbqm_CEs
And NO ... I am not the man in the video! I am not even saying if I am for it or against it. :laugh:
Some might say it's "dead man walking". But not all of them are even thinking about "dying in the saddle". And some of these guys actually live well beyond that 59 year old.
(And I know this is not specifically a DR clip ... but just wanted to show the "state of mind" without tying it to any "particular" location. After all, it does exist worldwide!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV4Pbqm_CEs
And NO ... I am not the man in the video! I am not even saying if I am for it or against it. :laugh:
For anyone whining and moaning about life, and witnessing third world squalor up close isn't enough of a motivator, do some volunteer work at a nursing home just one time.
The litany of regrets and woulda-shoulda-coulda beens you'll hear is enough to get you off your ass to make the best of whatever situation you find yourself in.
In fact, you don't even have to talk to anyone. Just stroll down the hall and see the collection of sick and elderly who've lost the ability to control their own body functions. Most are laying there wondering why the children they've mistreated don't visit them.
People say they want to go out while having sex, but they don't really mean it. They just can't think of anything else to say. When the times comes, no one wants to hand in their number, but ya ain't got a choice. And it'd not going to matter what you were doing when your time is up.
As for the Eva Mendes lookalike DRob mentioned in a previous post, that usually ain't the case for our DR1 brethren. A dusty barrio slut with exhaust fume markings on her legs from a motoconcho is as lucky as they'll get.
The litany of regrets and woulda-shoulda-coulda beens you'll hear is enough to get you off your ass to make the best of whatever situation you find yourself in.
In fact, you don't even have to talk to anyone. Just stroll down the hall and see the collection of sick and elderly who've lost the ability to control their own body functions. Most are laying there wondering why the children they've mistreated don't visit them.
People say they want to go out while having sex, but they don't really mean it. They just can't think of anything else to say. When the times comes, no one wants to hand in their number, but ya ain't got a choice. And it'd not going to matter what you were doing when your time is up.
As for the Eva Mendes lookalike DRob mentioned in a previous post, that usually ain't the case for our DR1 brethren. A dusty barrio slut with exhaust fume markings on her legs from a motoconcho is as lucky as they'll get.
not true. one of our fellow posters here informed us, just last week, that a gringo can get any Dominican woman he wants.
Adult children do not visit their parents, sick, or well unless they need money. Not saying !00%, only maybe 99.9. Get fat, no exercise or physical activity, and you gradually get weaker and more infirm. Walk, move, and exercise with load bearing weighs you are nearly guaranteed to pass quietly in your sleep. Usually from a cardiac arrythmia and be healthy including your final day. Just drift off to sleep for the final time. Thats the ticket.