Is it shameful that I wanted to post something in the style of Criss Colon, just to play the Devil's Advocate? Like:
Well what does this "Dominican Daddy" look like? Maybe she is, in fact, enjoying the attention? I don't think the OP's sleeping habits should permit this guy to be so crude with his wife, but maybe she feels otherwise?
I just cannot IMAGINE I'd keep going if the guy was a total toad, unless she is playing with fire or "toad"ally naive?
(I personally would have bolted at the first creepo moment, ages ago.)
nobody but criss colon can post in the style of criss colon