I think your best bet would be a 4 door Jeep Wrangler with a soft top. The benefits are you can keep the top down so it never starts to smell like cheap hookers, you can throw an air mattress in the back so you never have to take them home, it can climb a mountain when you need to get away quick, and other than electronics it can often be fixed with a rock and a roll of duct tape.
Also parts are available for decades after you buy one.
Also parts are available for decades after you buy one.