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Dominically confused.
SOme help for you all....
Okay you guys, where is the macho men who know about this stuff???
My friend in canada, the plumber type guy, always told me this:
Rightie Tightie
Leftie Loosie
This works with screws and bolts and stuff. Turning to the right makes it tighter turning to the left loosens it off.....
Maybe it is the same for taps???
I can hardly wait to hear the comments now......
Okay you guys, where is the macho men who know about this stuff???
My friend in canada, the plumber type guy, always told me this:
Rightie Tightie
Leftie Loosie
This works with screws and bolts and stuff. Turning to the right makes it tighter turning to the left loosens it off.....
Maybe it is the same for taps???
I can hardly wait to hear the comments now......
A new direction.
Now that we've milked the faucet cow, we're working on a new thread, called "Champagne Enemas".pas said:
CE's
I thought most people wouldn't have even ever heard of it, but I should have known, what with all your globe trotting, (no pun intended, about the trots), that you would be familiar with the fine art of CE's.
I see your familiar with the practice.AlaninDR said:
I thought most people wouldn't have even ever heard of it, but I should have known, what with all your globe trotting, (no pun intended, about the trots), that you would be familiar with the fine art of CE's.
'tis all so true, but I must confess, I first heard of them while doing lesbian research at the business next to yours. The girls next door seemed to be infatuated with the practice. Let me collect my notes from the previous research and "bubble on" so to speak.
Medically tested and approved.
The medicinal perks are numerous and should not be discarded so quickly by those who think that we are just a bunch of weirdos looking for cheap thrills.
Don't knock it until you've tried it, Larry.Larry said:
The medicinal perks are numerous and should not be discarded so quickly by those who think that we are just a bunch of weirdos looking for cheap thrills.
Now I recall, the ladies were discussing Trvor Nunn's production of Cole Porter's "Anything Goes". http://www.officiallondontheatre.co.uk/news/biginterview/display?contentId=73846
Of course, one thing led to another and they immediately went to Rocky's Internet Cafe for further reading.
http://adultfriendfinder.com/magazine/advice/35134.html
During the conversation, it turns out enemas are frequently used in other societies, especially Peruvian, as a cure for not only illness, but poor behavior also.
Also, the story of "How the Butterfly Lost it's Wings" was significant according to the ladies next door.
http://www.eyeshot.net/ptim1.html
Of course these ladies are on a tight budget and champagne is expensive so an alternate cure may be in order.
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/article_23.shtml
I really need to clean out my notes. Hmmm, would a champagne enema help?
Of course, one thing led to another and they immediately went to Rocky's Internet Cafe for further reading.
http://adultfriendfinder.com/magazine/advice/35134.html
During the conversation, it turns out enemas are frequently used in other societies, especially Peruvian, as a cure for not only illness, but poor behavior also.
Also, the story of "How the Butterfly Lost it's Wings" was significant according to the ladies next door.
http://www.eyeshot.net/ptim1.html
Of course these ladies are on a tight budget and champagne is expensive so an alternate cure may be in order.
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/article_23.shtml
I really need to clean out my notes. Hmmm, would a champagne enema help?
Simply amazed !
You never cease to amaze me with your vast knowledge.
I had never heard of the "Champagne Douche"
This could provide months of entertainment.
Thank God I still have some left over from last year's New Year's Eve bash.
AlaninDR said:
You never cease to amaze me with your vast knowledge.
I had never heard of the "Champagne Douche"
This could provide months of entertainment.
Thank God I still have some left over from last year's New Year's Eve bash.
The closet.
It would seem to be very taboo to talk about it, here in the DR.
It's funny how everybody's ready to jump onto the bottle, so to speak, but nobody wants to do it in public.
Similarly, Dominican women are very liberal about sex, yet would not be caught dead going topless on the beach.
I think we're all alone on this one, Alan.
Nobody wants to come out of the "Champagne Enema" closet.
Correct again, my Texan friend.AlaninDR said:
It would seem to be very taboo to talk about it, here in the DR.
It's funny how everybody's ready to jump onto the bottle, so to speak, but nobody wants to do it in public.
Similarly, Dominican women are very liberal about sex, yet would not be caught dead going topless on the beach.
I think we're all alone on this one, Alan.
Nobody wants to come out of the "Champagne Enema" closet.
Full circle.
It's as simple as that.
This condition was once considered irreversable, until we discovered the champagne enemas.
Now there is hope for all of us who have been on this island a bit too long.
If you are not familiar with the operation, get in touch with alanindr.
His expertise in this matter is invaluable.
A few people have been injured, as they did not remove the corks prior to usage.
The explosive power of an agitated bottle of champagne, can be lethal.
You are Dominically confused.MrMike said:
It's as simple as that.
This condition was once considered irreversable, until we discovered the champagne enemas.
Now there is hope for all of us who have been on this island a bit too long.
If you are not familiar with the operation, get in touch with alanindr.
His expertise in this matter is invaluable.
A few people have been injured, as they did not remove the corks prior to usage.
The explosive power of an agitated bottle of champagne, can be lethal.
Rocky...you just made me read a 3 yr. old thread!!! I think you need SOMETHING...I don't know if viagra, presidentes or what...but something!!! 
maybe he just took something he shouldn't take, like too much presidentes, viagras or what..., ha ha