Dominican Condoms

goatfarmnga

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My point exactly..

You always come along and delete mine..Such a... well you know you do that every chance you get..Funny huh..Well I did not expect anything else from the likes of you..Does Canada make all people that cold? Napoleon complex comes to mind...:)

OK SO your several posts were on where to buy Condoms..from where Canada?? If a guy can not find WHERE to buy them he is too stupid to have sex in the first place..A thread like this always ends up this way..Why bother! :) PAM
 
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Tony C

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The Pedro Martinez Condom. One of the Best in the market but then causes a swelled head then a false injury.

The Jacinto Peynado Condom. It Keeps you comming back but nobody cares.

The Bachata condom. You'll love it when your drunk and on Vacation but when you get back home you can't believe you actually liked that crap.

The Presidente Beer Condom. I swear it tasted better down there.
 

AlaninDR

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Recent conversation between hippo and George Bush.
hippo; you know mr Bush, we've had an earthquake and the damage was extensive.
Bush; yes, i'm aware of that.
hippo; one of the greatest damages we suffered was the condom factory, it was destroyed.
Bush; sorry to hear that...how can I help?
hippo; well, since we sent our troops to iraq, you owe us big so here is what we need.....we need a few million condoms until we can get back into production.
Bush; sure, i'll be glad to help.
hippo; just one more thing, would you put the Dominican flag on the condoms?
Bush; sure, no problem.
Sure enough, The US factories geared up for the additional production and neatly imprinted the Dominican flag on the condom. Under the Dominican flag was the notation "Made in America, size extra small"

There's always a way to get even with a chopo
 

MONCHI8

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See this is what I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you just love a thread were people get creative and try to be funny instead of being argumentative. Here's some jokes I found on the net. Hope you like them.

Q. What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
A. They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.

Q. What do you call 365 condoms rolled into 1?
A. A Good Year

Q. What does a rattlesnakes and a rubber have in common?
A. I know I don't wanna screw with either one of them
 

Criss Colon

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"BYOC"! If you feel more comfortable with a condom bring some!

I don't shower wearing a raincoat,and I don't wash my feet with my socks on! Do what is right for you! Most of the people here just use the word "Condom" to preach their agenda! If God made anything better than SEX,he saved it for HEAVEN!I'm not going to take that chance,I'm getting mine HERE & NOW!And,not with a condom stealing all the pleasure!

Notice how I don't condem anyone,or preach to them either! I say do what you want to do!Do what makes you comfortable! Then leave everyone to themselves!

Condoms used with lubricants do make anal sex possible in really "Tight" circumstances!So they DO have their place!!

Cris Colon:cool:
 

irsav

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Yes! Are they double -extra thick ?
 
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beeza

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Well if the condoms didn't work, wouldn't it be funny if a certain sixteen year old was reading this!
 

lifeisgreat

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It is Easter time. Is that why we have a resurrected thread from 16 years ago?

Because 16 yrs ago they used wool socks in DR ...wait a minute no that was for cleaning carburetor anyways.... spammer hit old thread trying to sell condoms from India size small and mods removed it :)
 

NALs

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OP, aside from typical condoms imports, for many years there is a Dominican condom brand.

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I don't think there is a Dominican sexual toys brand yet. Is there a market? For some reason I think the first Dominican sexual toys brand is going to be created by an expat. I have no idea why. lol

I do wonder how much money these people from Panté are making.
 
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CristoRey

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OP, aside from typical condoms imports, for many years there is a Dominican condom brand.

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I don't think there is a Dominican sexual toys brand yet. Is there a market? For some reason I think the first Dominican sexual toys brand is going to be created by an expat. I have no idea why. lol

I do wonder how much money these people from Panté are making.
It's tough to compete with the price of plantanos.
 

mobrouser

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OP, aside from typical condoms imports, for many years there is a Dominican condom brand.

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I don't think there is a Dominican sexual toys brand yet. Is there a market? For some reason I think the first Dominican sexual toys brand is going to be created by an expat. I have no idea why. lol

I do wonder how much money these people from Panté are making.
See post #3 in this thread. Not really a glowing recommendation...