First Date, Friday Night in the Santo Domingo - Wanna Hit Multiple Spots

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I took the ex from Vilka Mella to Vesuvio and she loved it. They have a seafood appetizer that nearly covers the whole table. When they brought out her birthday cake she cried. Not what it once was, but still a nice place, IMO.
 

the gorgon

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Sad but true, we've been in Vesuvios and seen the same thing. Same at the breakfast buffets at nice hotels, they look like a deer in headlights. You have to feel a bit sorry for them, they're so out of their element.

that is why all top shelf chinese restaurants have a menu with mangu and fried chicken. imagine trying to get a barrio bunny to drink bird's nest soup?
 

jabejuventus

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Okay. . . . . . . I thought I was keeping up nicely w/Dominican shorthand until this thread. Mucho kachu is clear, but I'm struggling w/va que jode and paco fis?????????????????????????????????
 

donluis99

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Best Date is off to the Cabana straight away, most have full service wines beers and full menu..

Like I said straight away, if the damsel doth protest when turning in, gage the protest to be a bit of drama or real protest, like I ain't that type of girl...


Either way...

Start off a few drinks

Some shmoozing copulating and stuff....

go for the pica pollo now, another drink or 2

fill up the hot tub, hopefully with hot water, take a soak, have her give you a massage, you her......

some more schmoozing copulating and stuff, maybe try the strange chair, figure it out...

the end to a perfect Dominican date

or if neither of you are married and want to make a night of it, better still, then in the morning you know what to do then off to Hermanos Villar for some more Dominicana.

ow an end to a perfect Dominican sleepover!!!!

and afterwords you will never ever go though all the other previous dating rituals will be obsolete!

g'luck!
 

Aguaita29

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Best Date is off to the Cabana straight away, most have full service wines beers and full menu..

Like I said straight away, if the damsel doth protest when turning in, gage the protest to be a bit of drama or real protest, like I ain't that type of girl...


Either way...!

Are you serious? Who takes a girl to a cabana on a first date, without even asking, and goes on even if she protests? A rapist!

If you are so desperate to stick it into something, get a hooker; If you can`t afford a hooker, **** your dog!
 
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Are you serious? Who takes a girl to a cabana on a first date, without even asking, and goes on even if she protests? A rapist!

If you are so desperate to stick it into something, get a hooker; If you can`t afford a hooker, **** your dog!

Now that's what I love about Dominican women. They know how to break it down.
 

donluis99

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Well first of all nobody is condoning Rape, that just ain't right no way.

and no one said without asking!

and if she says No, then No it is! always!

and who's desperate, there's so much available pussy here in DR as well as the rest of world every where.

if you are referring to me as desperate you just are not right at all making assumptions about what or whom you know nothing about.

g'luck
 

Castle

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Some girls ask for McDonald's just to downplay the thing a little bit. They don't want to be taken for gold diggers. Problem is, gold diggers know this and use the same technique just to get their fingernails out later on...
Others ask for this just as a test to you, to see if you will carry on with it.
And yet others do it because they don't want to owe you any "favor". Remember that many guys down here feel entitled to a woman's favors just because they spent RD$ 2000 on them.
So, I'd be very careful to judge a woman by the kind of place she asks to go to. Yes, if you're not too familiar with the dominican scene, play it safe because odds are she's just a chopa. But there's always a chance you'd be wrong.
 

the gorgon

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Some girls ask for McDonald's just to downplay the thing a little bit. They don't want to be taken for gold diggers. Problem is, gold diggers know this and use the same technique just to get their fingernails out later on...
Others ask for this just as a test to you, to see if you will carry on with it.
And yet others do it because they don't want to owe you any "favor". Remember that many guys down here feel entitled to a woman's favors just because they spent RD$ 2000 on them.
So, I'd be very careful to judge a woman by the kind of place she asks to go to. Yes, if you're not too familiar with the dominican scene, play it safe because odds are she's just a chopa. But there's always a chance you'd be wrong.

entitled to a woman's services because they have spent 2000 pesos on them......

2000??? i feel that way after 200; sometimes less.
 

JohnnyBoy

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I would have two restaraunts picked out and take her to one that best corresponds with how she is dressed.
Alot of girls will say they are happy with a simple meal. That isnt always true. Its like when women say they arent mad about something.
The OP has passed on our collective centuries of experience.
 

Castle

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entitled to a woman's services because they have spent 2000 pesos on them......

2000??? i feel that way after 200; sometimes less.

Well, you know, the haitian watchman where I live charges $100 to wash cars, and he could easily raise $200 in one hour. Why would you want to have the same everybody else already had, including a car washer/watchman?.
 

the gorgon

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Well, you know, the haitian watchman where I live charges $100 to wash cars, and he could easily raise $200 in one hour. Why would you want to have the same everybody else already had, including a car washer/watchman?.

true; i will wait till they spend 2000 on me.
 

yacht chef

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You People do not get it all this talk is a wast of time this girl well not show up for this date she well leave him hanging out to dry with a broken heart woundering what he did rong .....
 

JohnnyBoy

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Yacht Chef
My friend how on earth are you having trouble meeting women in RD? You say you have some money I dont get it.
Broken hearted? Sounds to me like you are watching too many French movies. Youre also a young guy correct?
Something is very wrong with your game.